seraphtrevs
seraphtrevs
clean gloves hide dirty hands
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she/her, a grown woman | Better Call Saul | assorted bullshit
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seraphtrevs · 12 hours ago
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seraphtrevs · 20 hours ago
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I've been enjoying Breaking Bad lately
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“i loved her. i loved her more than anything."
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seraphtrevs · 20 hours ago
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did that lalo study yet again
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seraphtrevs · 24 hours ago
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is there no other way, truly?
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seraphtrevs · 24 hours ago
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seraphtrevs · 2 days ago
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season 1 siskoisms
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seraphtrevs · 3 days ago
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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seraphtrevs · 3 days ago
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maybe top 10 posts ever
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seraphtrevs · 3 days ago
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AU where as soon as Walter gives Jesse to the Nazis he starts having nightmares of the things that are actually being done to Jesse. Ofc he thinks this is just his subconscious tormenting him- as though he has anything to feel guilty about! The nightmare that finally makes him break down on waking is the one where Jesse desperately screams Mr. White! as he’s being tortured, begging for Walter to come save him. Walter develops insomnia to try and stave off the visions. It doesn’t work; the lack of sleep + the cancer result in vivid hallucinations. He spends hours just lying in bed, staring at the watch on his wrist. He drives back to Albuquerque to end it all. He still reacts with anger when Skinny Pete and Badger comment that the blue meth is still in production, trying to convince himself through his mounting dread that Jesse has voluntarily partnered with the Nazis all while Walter has been working himself into fits over the thought of the fate he sent him to. He feels sick to his stomach when he first lays eyes on the compound. It’s exactly as he remembered it. He’s made speechless with horror when he sees Jesse- he can remember how he got every scar. He slides the gun to Jesse and says “you want this” because how could he not, after what Walter put him through? But it’s Walter who wants this. He isn’t strong enough to live with his own guilt. He hears Jesse’s howls of agony and jubilation as he slips away into nothing.
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seraphtrevs · 3 days ago
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Lalo's wardrobe
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seraphtrevs · 3 days ago
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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas
1) John Adams
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John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.
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Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.
2) Theodore Roosevelt
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A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.
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Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.
3) Richard Nixon
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Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!
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Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.
I welcome critical analysis.
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seraphtrevs · 4 days ago
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PLANET EARTH III 2023, Episode 02: Ocean - featuring the Pearl Octopus
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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