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am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

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me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

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I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

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Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

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I feel that the higher your intelligence is...

The harder it is to sleep. The less REAL friends you will have. The easier it is to see through everyone’s bullshit. The more likely you are going to be annoyed by people. The more you value being alone. The harder it is to deal with the worlds ignorance.

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doggo loves roses

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im serious about that “stop saving things for special occasions” bit tho like. even if u aren’t in your 20s. thats for everyone. its one of the most useful things ive learned lately

stop! just stop. eat the special snack. drink the expensive hippie tea. use the incense or the bath bomb or whatever you paid way too much for because you were feeling really bad and retail therapy makes u feel alive

when we save things for special occasions/rainy days it contributes to us feeling like A.) our day to day existence is lackluster and B.) you have to be feeling a certain level of Bad, or have to reach a certain level of Socially Accepted Achievement, to enjoy things

just give yourself stuff. there are definitely sometimes reasons to withhold things from yourself - as motivation, if it’s something you consciously want to use sparingly, etc - but at least for me half the time it just turns into self-flagellation and also cool things and cool experiences and nice treats just collect dust while i wait for some fabled day when i convince myself i finally Deserve it

just fuckin give yourself stuff dude. life’s so mindblowingly short

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self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

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the Japanese chopsticks ,Shinokubo

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honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[serenber]

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

[serenber]

What's your first rule of dating?

don’t be wasting my motherfucking time.

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I’m ready for spooky themed sweets, autumn scented candles, cosy jumpers, bonfires and corny halloween movies