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I do fervently hope that in days yet to come, some clever soul shall craft a potion most delectable, blending sugar and fine coffee beans. That would indeed be most wondrous!

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i prayeth daily to vanquish ‘terfs’ from this realm, tis only proper to do even as a measly serf

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mine prayers hath come true. today we feast

thou parchment has reached me at mine brink

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I shalt dispatch upon thee curses in thy post, which shall render thee bitchless

thou parchment has reached me at mine brink

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I loathe thee and thy stupid wizard cap

thou parchment has reached me at mine brink

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thou parchment has reached me at mine brink

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why yes. Carnal style

hast thou ever beheld a serf danceth in the manner of a white boy? carnal style?

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hath any soul found either mine steed Beuregard or the lost humunculus?

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I do fancy the fair Lady of Gaga's new melody, Abraca - (the wizard smites me with fiery blast)

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Nay one. Mine lord doth hit me, though.

a glimpse into mine existence. mine spouse hath passed not long hence, she did defendeth me 'gainst the lord. I do long for mine wife, verily do I miss her much.

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She stood seven feet high, was as wide as a big tree, and bore cows upon her broad shoulders. Each eve, she would bench press the bed whereon I slumb'red to hush me to sleep. each morn she would fish with her bare hands. Her tresses were brown. They remind me to mine favored puddle of mud.

a glimpse into mine existence. mine spouse hath passed not long hence, she did defendeth me 'gainst the lord. I do long for mine wife, verily do I miss her much.

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what doth a they/them be?

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a glimpse into mine existence. mine spouse hath passed not long hence, she did defendeth me 'gainst the lord. I do long for mine wife, verily do I miss her much.

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Verily, 'tis a good fortune that I am a devotee of the church and abstain from such vanities since mine wife hath passed. Yet, do send me one, for I am e'er curious of its visage. I prithee, gracious Dutchess, mine deepest thanks be thine.

Perfect idea: a fleshlight that kills you when you cum in it. Distributing this to men en masse!

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What doth this mean

Perfect idea: a fleshlight that kills you when you cum in it. Distributing this to men en masse!

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this be truly mine own self!

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I muste, [doth remember that self-deprecation bringeth ill to mine own mental health] plow the fields