sergeanthunderfists

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught

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needle felted sardines

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Walter White plays Mario Kart

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do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

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Comet Pons-Brooks

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You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

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this machine is useless

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forceneeting affirmations. you secretly wish you were unemployed dont you. call in sick from work and smoke weed with me in the mall parking lot before we go browse gamestop for an hour without buying anything. theres a creek in the woods nearby lets just go sit and throw rocks in the water until the sun sets. we can shoplift some unsalted peanuts for the ducks on the way there. its only 2 pm so it wont be that busy. dont you just want to do this every day forever

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WHEEL

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promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

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this happens to her because she behaves badly

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My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time