sergeantsadeyes
sergeantsadeyes
reporting for misery
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NB, 29, I don't think this isn't a safe space for minors but I ain't sure. I had a multifandom tumblr in 2014, by god I'll have a multifandom tumblr in 2024 stardew, elden ring, corekeeper, lotr, star wars, various manga and anime
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sergeantsadeyes · 13 hours ago
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Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.
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sergeantsadeyes · 13 hours ago
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sergeantsadeyes · 23 hours ago
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sergeantsadeyes · 2 days ago
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sergeantsadeyes · 2 days ago
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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
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sergeantsadeyes · 2 days ago
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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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Straight dudes who think women are some sort of a terrifying incomprehensible alien life force are both funny and kind of sad. Like bruh women are just people who have tits. Except the ones that don't.
Sometimes women are just people with tits, but without tits.
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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I think every pizza/kebab place that stays open late on the weekends has seen somebody drunk off their tits literally weep from joy because what they're currently eating is like the best thing they've ever eaten in their life.
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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a secret they dont tell you is that you dont need to have a set time and place for exercise. sure going to the gym is gonna give you a more dedicated workout but like if you're physically able to you can just jog on the spot while your food is cooking. brushing your teeth? do a couple of squats. sometimes i drop to the floor and plank until my arms hurt and then go on with my day. if you live a sedentary lifestyle its better than nothing.
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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oh hell yeah!
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.
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Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on
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