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if this post get’s to 20000 notes, I’ll drink 4 shots of vinegar

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when u realize you spam liked and now ur dying of embarrassment IM SORRY THE VOICES TOLD ME TO DO IT

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i need kage’s jacket 😭 hhjfhdh where would i buy one

I WANT ONE TOO

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Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.

I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.

I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.

Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.

I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.

Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!

I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.

Happy binding!

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not to be a light yagami apologist but being so unable to deal to with your gay feelings that you simply murder your crush is like. a mood

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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection

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Can people please start doing this

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

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had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

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When the wifi goes out

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but what if a cute boy made a playlist for me and they confessed their feelings with it and they filled it with artists we both like and Our One Song and what if they burned it onto a cd and wrote our names on it with sharpie and we share earbuds to listen to it together because im cheesy and then we made out to our favorite songs. what then

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Bap

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So turns out the authors of the lawsuit targetting the internet archive and wanting to destroy public libraries are 90% male and 60% white because lmao OF COURSE. Please please donate to the internet archive if you can, this lawsuit has too many far reaching consequences like destroying all public libraries, which is something fascists and capitalists would LOVE to do

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Stolen art alert!

Report their ass if you have the time. They stole various other people's art too. Fuck art theft. Please also feel free to tag artists you recognize in this thief's repertoire!

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trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

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I appreciate every trans person who isn't quite binary and isn't quite nonbinary