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Call me Area 51 with the way I’m off limits and so unreachable
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Call me Area 51 with the way I’m off limits and so unreachable
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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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everything just happens and keeps happening and it doesnt stop happening and if you stop for a sec when you start again things happen 4x faster and theyll kill you if you dont catch up
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i love watching 24 the tv series cause no matter the type of day im having jack bauer is having a shittier hour than me
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pretty sure this man with a labrador that i occasionally meet on my evening dog walks and has each time terribly flirted with me has a whole ass family
#just what is it! with me and married men!!!#tbf im not sure it's him cause i don't have my glasses and i was on the opposite side of the street#but the dog looked his 🧐#also idk if hes marri3d etcetc you get what i mean
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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in film school they’ll tell you that actors stand close to each other in old movies because the aspect ratio is different and they have less room. however, this is not true. they stand close to each other because they’re all playing closeted gay men who want to kiss
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why anyone would ever write het omegaverse where the woman is the omega is beyond me. like. we have that already in the real life of this planet earth that we inhabit. and historically it sucks ass. also imagine not wanting that man sodomised.
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