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making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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be running up that road // be running up that hill // be running up that building

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Today in Disney Channel History...

Summer vacation began for Phineas and Ferb (3 June, 2007)

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Super funny to me that dogs just have random beef with each other. You can just be walking your dog down the street and he decides the dog across the way has rancid vibes. Didn’t do anything. Didn’t need to. It’s just on sight.

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NOOOOOOO

(via @shecannutbread)

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I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post

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she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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stare into my big wet eyes

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Do you recognize this object?

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I need him so bad it’s unreal

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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I wanna see a ufo