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this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen

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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

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K but as far as Lip knows, Mick is supposed to be in prison? And then he just appears with Ian and Lip has 0 reaction. Not a surprise to be had.

As soon as Ian was released he was prob mentally counting down the days til Mick inevitably found a way out...

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caitlyn's garden of violets

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guys, these are icy poles :⁠'⁠(

this is for an argument w my friend

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anyways fuck the police as always 🫶🏽

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How the fuck do you refer to someone as a "headshot" you sick son of a bitch?

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"he's got colon cancer and is gonna get married" AND SHE HAD PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA AND TWO KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF!! fuck his life omg put him in the common area of the prison and tell them he's a cop.

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jackie saved shauna from the fire but shauna didn't save jackie from the frost. JACKIE SAVED SHAUNA FROM THE FIRE BUT SHAUNA DIDN'T SAVE JACKIE FROM THE FROST.

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“Shauna won the idgaf war” she is 40 and still hallucinating her dead homoerotic teenage best friend…. She lost the war so bad she may never win anything ever again

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alicent having sex with the same man rhaenyra did and in the same room… close enough welcome back jackieshauna

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thinking of the potential of callie sadecki turning out to like women. imagine shauna watching her daughter, the daughter who was borne from her being so obsessed with jackie that she took her boyfriend, accepting herself in a way shauna never did. i think shauna would be so unbelievably jealous and heartbroken. like the only thing worse than callie ending up like shauna or jackie or some mix of them with kyle is callie living the life shauna and jackie never had together, coming home with a girlfriend, going out to pride events. bc ultimately THAT would be callie becoming like shauna and jackie, but in the way neither of them dared to acknowledge. it could actually drive shauna more crazy than she already is.

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i don't know man, there's a lot of wlw in film/books that never got their happy ending but none of them made me feel absolutely devastated and unwell the way that jackieshauna did.

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Terry Milkovich was a homophobic neo-Nazi, consistently beat his son, sexually abused his daughter, and then payed for his son to be sexually assaulted.

Frank Gallagher was a self-centered drunk, neglectful of his children, consistently emotionally abused them, and sometimes physically abused them.

Monica Gallagher was a self-centered addict, neglectful of her children, consistently left them with an abuser, and would emotionally manipulate them.

Sheila Jackson was a woman who was more concerned with her sex/love life over her daughter, neglected her daughter, slept with her daughter’s husband, and chose a baby that wasn’t hers over her actual daughter.

But sure, Debbie is the worst parent in the show. (sarcasm)

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season 1 is set in 2010.

in episode 1, the first dialogue between characters (not including fiona waking them up, etc) is about the electric bill when they are sitting at the table.

the fridge has a calendar with it being opened on November 2010. it is not hard to put the puzzle pieces together since the 15th has a note with "electric due" written on it.

which leaves us with s1, ep1 being set in the year 2010, November 15th.

fiona would've been 21.

lip is 16 and ian is a year younger so that makes him 15.

debbie is 10, almost 11 (debbie is born in December, so for the sake of the calculations, im rounding her age to 11 because december isn't even that far off.)

carl is just 2 years younger than debbie, meaning that he is 9 years old.

and liam is 18 months. he must've been born just a year previously. a year consists of 12 months. this leaves us with the conclusion that liam is 1 year and 6 months old.

it's actually really easy to figure out their birth years. all you have to do is subtract their age in s1 from 2010.

e.g. fiona = 2010 - 21 = 1989

lip - 1994

ian - 1995

debbie - 1999

carl - 2001

as demonstrated a bit further up, liam is 18 months old (1 year and 6 months) in season 1.

this means liam was born a year prior to 2010 (2009). im not sure what date he was born but if i had to estimate, i would say around the middle of may.

we only know that he is 18 months, it does not specify the days.

correct me if im wrong because these are just calculations and estimates, which were also their confirmed ages in season 1 by google.

p.s. this could be incorrect.

the shameless writers suck at sticking to plots and timelines.

i saw this reddit post about how debbie says to monica that her birthday isn't until december but in s2, debs says that her birthday is in october.

honestly, i headcannon debbie gallagher is a december baby. idk, it just makes sense to me but maybe im biased because im born in december and i love finding out that my favourite characters are also born in december lmao.

This is so random but I cant stop thinking about it but what year do guys think the Gallagher siblings were born?