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*nods appreciatively* not bad, not bad at all

Another to frame it sssseemsss

We're running out of room on our walls. We'll have to start hanging them outside at this rate.

@emo-gremlin CANNIBAL!PUZZLES JUMPSCARE!!1!

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Are either of you single?

I mean...I'm poly, so as long as you're legal age...hi~ *he winks at you*

Sssssssame with me *he kisses your hand*

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I think he claimed down

Anywho

How yall doing?

We're doing alright, yourssssself?

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Like you?

HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT-

We'll be right back after these messages :)

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Never

>:3

~Love always, Mr. Cannibal

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I will t pose on your grave Cannibal

STOP THREATENING ME CHILD

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Awwwwwwwwwwww! It'ssssssss ussssss!

Not bad kiddo. You got my good side too, so that's a plus.

Hehehe

Look at them go! @emo-gremlin your guys are making out at my house. Those gays guys <3

Planned to draw this since I heard they are a couple so hehe

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Ahem...

May I smooch the Cannibal and Serpent?

Only on the cheek, kiddo. But once you're older, we can revisit. >:3c

Jusssssst asssss he sssssaid, dear.

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you got mail!

For cannibal

From nicknack~

Ooooo! Delicious! Thank you Nicknack <3

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How did you two start going out? Drop the deeets~

Sorry about the delay, sweetheart~♡ We had a convention and Easter to take care of~

But now we can anssssswer your quesssstion!

NSFW below!

So, I had just gotten outta jail, and was able to find a place. Place didn't have a TV. I went to buy one and found his tv set in the window of an antique store. Thankfully my last "meal" had a bit of cash on him, so I was able to buy it.

Next thing I knew, I woke up in hisssss living room. Cue much sssscreaming from both of usssss.

We sat down and decided why not live together. I mean, he's a pretty good roommate; clean, likes my cooking, has a similar appetite to mine....

But we ssssstarted going out when...well....

I came home one night with a guy. The intention was a preying mantis.

Meaning a one night sssstand but he killsssss him after.

The guy overpowered me, Serpent came in, both dicks out.

I wasssss *he blushes*...having sssssome private time when I heard the ssssstruggle.

We both pin the guy down and butcher him. Serpent's still hard during this, by the way.

SSSSSSSTOP!

And if you think I'd pass up on the opportunity to fuck a man with two dicks then you're an idiot. *he grins*

After that....we jusssst sssstarted getting clossser.

And that's how Mommy and Daddy met.

Why are you like thissssssss?

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♡  SOURCE， Pink Lolita Fashion Dress．

pt: source (link), pink lolita fashion dress. end pt.

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Hey! So just a quick thing.

This is a blog for fun. Meaning no stress, just fun times and good vibes.

Don't send asks asking for Gaza donations. So many of them have been scams and we don't know what's real and what's fake.

I personally have to deal with fox news addict parents and we do not want that bleeding into this blog. Any and all asks for Gaza donations will be deleted.

Thank you.

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Some multi puzzles au doodles! (I wanted to draw some puzzles aus interacting if thats okay so uhh- here ya go!) (RTV au is by @4thwallbreakerdraws2 prof puzzles au and slasher au is by @jovialoddity the dream asylum au is by @brownii-milkshake the Holiy deity au is by @a-holiday-ever and the cannibal puzzles au is by @emo-gremlin) (also there's an small doodle from the sing au by my amazing finger licking good moot @sauceytwinkietwinkling)

" good luck buddy! I have an good feeling 'bout this "

First off I'm pretty sure he'll be let out of his room for the Tumblr sexy man contest-

second This one might be an little indigent but I needed to draw these two touch starved wet socks hugging once okay-

i like the idea of RTV silently judging all the puzzles Aus, more specifically professor puzzles.

Nelly being adorably affectionate cause I love it <3

Nicknack being anxious around moonzles because of her shitty friends stressing her out-

" nelly dear- "

" ah! It's nicknack. "

" what happened to your neck? "

" I don't know what you're talking about- "

" nicknack. "

Nelly is so drastically different from nicknack I feel like krampzles would maybe struggle an little bit with talking to her if he met an different au version of herself, and also feel an lot of concern about her mental and physical health girly pop is an mess.

Also since krampzles interacted with prof puzzles au nicknack, here's prof puzzles interacting with nelly <3

Look all I'm saying is that butcher nicknack in the cannibal puzzles au has an lot of experience chasing down and killing people, mister puzzles is planning to kill an bunch of campers currently, I feel like they're get along. Also he seems like the kind of person who'll want to meet an cannibal and ask them questions \°-°/

It is taking every ounce of self control not to eat slasher au nicknack rn out of respect For their Aus friendship

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DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

Top surgery

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I am making a nice wagu steak later if you'd like some

@emo-gremlin

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I wish for more

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LETS GO BITCH! EAT PEOPLE

First doodle of nicknack for International asexual day! Nicknack, in all aus, is aroace, so you're getting an lot of doodles of her today!

"Happy asexuals day! Screw love go eat somebody!"

(Au is by @emo-gremlin and @serpent-and-cannibal!)

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Happy Ace day to all the lovely aces out there!

You are are wonderful and valid!

Happy International Asexuality Day!! Shoutout to all of my self-shippers on the asexual spectrum!!! 💜✨