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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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Retribution Shenanigans :D

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Happy pride and lots of yearning 😩

(lil comic from 2021)

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UPDATE

disliked both legendaries 😃 BUT!

IT WAS IN MY SHOP

1,5k CREDITS not even coins what a truly beautiful day

OH MY GODDDDAHAHDGDHGGGHGGG 😻😻😻😻💋❤️💋❤️❤️❤️

LITERALLY FCKING GOONING

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Logan, but he’s got a southern drawl

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OH MY GODDDDAHAHDGDHGGGHGGG 😻😻😻😻💋❤️💋❤️❤️❤️

LITERALLY FCKING GOONING

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morning

(trade with @cryophase !!)

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theories about why sophie claims she can’t play pool in leverage redemption:

she doesn’t really like being the pool player in cons so she just pretends she can’t play. i have the same theory about how she canonically went to pastry school and yet we’ve never once seen her help eliot in the kitchen: why would she let him know all that when she could keep getting eliot’s homemade meals without doing any work?

Sophie Devereaux (the alias) can’t play pool. but sophie (the person) can.

rashomon job part two: they all once ran into each other pre-leverage on a pool-related con, sophie is the only one who realises this, and she’s decided to avoid jogging anyone’s memory. she remembers how much they butchered her accent last time, she’s NOT giving them another opportunity.

the story of how she learnt to play pool that good can Never Be Told.

if the team knew she could play really well, they’d want to compete with her every time they went to a bar with a pool table. but when sophie’s at a bar, she just wants to have a drink and relax. this would have especially been a problem back in og leverage when nate’s condo/their HQ was literally on top of a bar with a pool room. so she just "can’t play". oh nooo, too bad, oh well, time for a glass of wine :)

making stuff up randomly = grifting practice session. she can’t let her skills get rusty!

in the job we saw in those flashbacks of her pool failures, she decided that her grift persona for the job should be incompetent at pool, despite that being very inconvenient. much in the same way she decided that the ridiculously valuable emerald necklace was something her persona in this episode would wear. she committed to the bit way too much and everyone got pissed at her so she had to pretend that she really is that bad at pool and it wasn’t just an acting choice (no one understands her artistic vision 😔 *dramatic sigh*).

it’s the reverse of her acting skills: she can only play pool when she’s playing for real, as opposed to how she can only act when it’s for a grift.

she will eventually make a bet with someone on the team about something, and whoever wins a game of pool wins the bet. it’s an extremely, unnecessarily long con she’s pulling, almost certainly for a petty reason. maybe she’s gonna ask parker to give her the stanley cup back lol.

lying is simply her hobby. god forbid women do anything.

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ody3 this ody3 that yeah yeah sure absolutely! I want that too!!

but what I wanna know is! where's my enemies to friends to lovers fic about these two, huh?

huh??

huh??????

bonus (ignore the idiot up front please):

bonus points for a oblivious pining stage between the friends and lovers phases ofc

like they'll be talking and one of them will say something the other fundamentally disagrees with so they'll just go *deep breath* "let´s change the subject before you make me throw food at you (again)"

but sometimes that won't stop them and they just throw food until they have to stop cause they're laughing too hard <3

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ngl I did not expect Whitney Cummings (!!) on my silly little boat show I LOVED IT

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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

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A moicy I took forever to finish!

Print here

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Not me drawing scenes from my own Moicy fanfic bc im a menace to the art community

Anyway its called Ethical Healing not to self promote but im gonna self promote 🚶

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I love Two(2) Bad Bitches named Henrietta

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talon movie night ft. everybody really sucks at watching movies

"where's mauga?" right there