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the first and second corinthian if they ever met

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GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU OR WHAT CORINTHIAN

i cried when i woke up to see him staring back at me from a 3am discord dm

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corintheus? really?? cream is RIGHT there

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I think I’m gonna spend about an hour tonight chewing on the Corinthian. Would you like to join me?

PLEASE OH MY GOD I NEED HIM TO BE MY PERSONAL CHEW TOY HES LIKE A BIG BLONDE LOG OF BEEF JERKY

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not a corinthian post (again) but nobody and i mean NOBODY can tell me that the black knight from monty python and the holy grail isn't in fact hob gadling

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i know i joke about the corinthian a lot but can we just stop and take a moment to think about how fucking terrifying he is?? like picture this for me right now

you're an old fisherman and you're sitting on the docks of ancient corinth in the 8th century bc. it's midnight and you're preparing for an early start the next morning, untangling your fishing nets and sharpening your harpoons. you think you're the only one on the beach, and rightfully so at this hour, until you see a dark figure making its way down the dock in the far distance. the dim lamplight doesn't extend far enough from the city's shore to illuminate it and while it looks like a person, an inexplicable dread fills you. its strides are too attractively long. its steps too uniform.

a newly made corinthian is learning to walk like man, so that he may better hunt you in the future.

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not a corinthian post but death in the form of a pale horse and a deranged bloodlust filled horse soldier hob riding her into battle when he was first granted immortality

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AND THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT IM 20

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guys i turn 20 in 4 hours and i am kinda terrified please send hot corinthian art and/or cool corinthian headcanons to comfort me

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sometimes my love for the corinthian is so overwhelming that i cry over him in my bed at night anyway hi guys i just had to get that off my chest

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i think the corinthian would love minecraft, the sims. anything you can build in, really. a very "look what i made" kinda guy. is his house just a giant cube? is it the worst thing you've ever laid your eyes upon? yes. yes, but that's okay. at least he's enjoying himself.

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morpheus: *makes eyeballs delicious and practically irresistible to the corinthian* the corinthian: *starts eating people's eyeballs* morpheus: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

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the insane clown posse's music is so corinthian coded...

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you cannot tell me that the corinthian doesn't OWN this song

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i will marry whoever draws the corinthian over this

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went out and got some ice cream today, wondered what the corinthian might like... i know (it looked like) he was enjoying a caramel ice cream in that one episode but he's giving me very strong pistachio vibes... idk guys, tell me your thoughts...

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do you think the corinthian would know how to do van mccoy's 1975 hustle? because i do