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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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You can either take it easy, take it personal, or the secret third thing: Both. That's where you assume that whatever someone said, they meant it as an insult, but you don't respect them enough to care about their opinion of you.

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I have made a pay-what-you-want zine about... How To Make Zines!

I go over my entire process, so you too can learn how to supplement your income with zines. Please give it a look, and share if you find it helpful!

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mushrooms

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ulpham__

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Lolitas at Kobe underground 2004 wear an Emily Temple Cute strawberry gingham op in pink. I’ve posted about the black version previously.

Example image via this mercari listing

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Sato wears Jane Marple’s ‘00 original tartan suit in pink.

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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The little mermaid (and every that came after), 1836.

The King married the Little Mermaid, and then, what is left? 🐙

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It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you'ren't.

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There's probably a thing like... Reverse clown fetish. Being turned on by the idea that someone is deeply embarrassed by the fact that they want to fuck you. Being into the fact that fucking you would be deeply humiliating. Subjecting somebody to the mortifying ordeal of even admitting to wanting to fuck this ridiculous freak.

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got ink?

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Calle Capitán Quintanilla, Fuentes de León, Badajoz, Extremadura.