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okayy checking everything on my acc and i’m removing dust bowl from my keiruka visual. fuck ethel cain. i don’t care if she apologised, i don’t wanna show an ounce of support to someone who’s had that kind of mindset before.

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rukaiiiiiiiiiii 🥺🥺🥺🥺🫶🏻

MY LOVE!!! che omgg i missed u :(( how’ve you been ?? come here lemme kiss u sweetiieee

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my current kei tag feels too formal. i will no longer have this

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new pinned,, i’ll probably revamp my theme if i’ve the energy for it.

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pyramid head, toni & madara ohhhh u get it

mhmm see i knew u would understand. something about dark-haired men w questionable morals nd mental stability…

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ty for the tag angel!!! here u go.. my favs my darlings. i’m not really insane about sanemi but i couldn’t think of any other chara i hold dear to me

anyone’s free to join! i’ve no tags <3.

angel startin a reblog game on a saturday?! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ reblog with nine of your f/os/faves !! let's see if there is a trending type hehehe

very shyly tagging some mooties :3 no pressure !! @heiayen @sincerelyhunnybee @carminechrollo @yaminohimeyume @dewberrydusk @hikentomori n whoever wants to join !!

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i do not believe keisuke is a rapid, aggressive kisser.

most of the time he gives you sweet little smooches on your cheeks. they’re just pecks, but they mean a lot. he kisses the top of your head, your hairline, a sensitive spot on your shoulder. usually not on the lips, unless he misses you a bit too dearly, unless you ask him for it. he might tease, but he’d never dream of saying no to you.

i think, when he wants to, his kisses are hungry. full of intent. so full of desire that it gets you dizzy sometimes. initially, he was a little clumsy, but the more he got to explore you, the more he got to know himself. got to know he doesn’t like to rush. he’s a fan of prolonging things with his loved ones, especially kisses with you, which are more like makeouts when he does it.

his lips seek out yours, edged with desperation, but steady in the knowing that you’ll want him back just as eagerly, maybe more. he doesn’t slide his tongue in within the first few seconds. that’s the time he takes to adjust you properly, bring a hand to your jaw to angle your mouth better for him. only once you inevitably let out that soft moan you usually do when you’re kissing him does he part you open for his tongue, grab your hips to make sure not an inch of you is separated from him. he’s addicted to the soft ‘smack!’ your lips make every time they collide with his slightly chapped ones. he’ll let out a grunt or two, trail his palm down an’ tug at the waistband of your bottoms just to fuck with you — he’s not actually going to do anything until you beg him for it. his other hand will be snug on the back of your head, controlling you, makin’ you give him the pleasure of tasting your mouth for himself. and when you have to pull away for air, he will always, always, make sure there’s a string of saliva intertwining you both. and he’s powerless to the loving grin that constantly etches into his face when he’s met with the sight of you.

kei doesn’t kiss you on the lips often ‘cause he can’t bring himself to pull away once he does it. he’s not an animal, he doesn’t wanna be on you 24/7, but it’s a little near impossible to not ache for him when he kisses you like you’re the only thing that matters — and he’s never been good at rejecting you, with your pretty eyes and even prettier lips. one thing will always lead to another once his mouth is on yours.

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I loveee the way you think, you're so in love with him 🥺 I mean it's one thing to think of how long his dick is but YOU are thinking about stuff from music he likes to his gaming skills and how gentle he is and how he tried being vegetarian (poor baby) and I love that you hc him as smart! Because he is! I hate it when people portray him as stupid because even in canon he's not stupid... He's just not good at school.

Also I love that you included how ryoko raised him because that's very central to his character. He's gentle on purpose, like those big cats who can walk through a hallway of bottles without tipping anything if that makes any sense. He's very controlled and graceful, like you said. And him being a strict superior is so 🤤 he DOES NOT PLAY about his subordinates!! I loveee him being a bully it's so hdksjsks because he's actually so strong and scary and intimidating and mean 😩

And bisexual Keisuke. Obviously. Brilliant, no notes.

I really hope i didn't wear you out with this ask! I just wanted to tell you that i loved your hcs and your blog in general cutie 💕💕💕 and hearing that YOU like MY blog and the stuff I put there means so much baby (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

WHHHHAAAA VIVI WHAAAAAQ :((( I’M SO SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE TO RESPOND I’D TAKEN ANOTHER BREAK OHH MY GOD </3333!!!!

this is literally making me tear up omg i’m gonna kiss u and kiss u and kiss u and KISS???? YOU??? ON UR FOREHEAD?? u have me sniffling and pacing around w this goodbye

everything u said.. so real… so real he rlly is like one of those agile giant cats :( stupid funky maine coon idiot who doesn’t even use shampoo aaaaawuwuwwawq .. contradicting myself here w that but. but. AGH. this is so sweet i really enjoy exploring the depths of characters esp baji because he’s so interesting and lowkey the embodiment of everything i want in a person, tr characters in general just make me ill i could go on and ONNN about them but i never play about keisuke. he is my baby .. he’s like a. a little bug that i’d capture with a glass and observe (before releasing obviously).

i do believe ryoko is super important to his character for numerous reasons (him literally meeting chifuyu because he wanted to actually try in school for his ma). plus tr parents are really never in the picture but quite a bit of attention is placed on ryoko and her dynamic w her son, we get so much ryoko content in baji keisuke kara no tegami and it makes me. so. giggly. (i’ve seen a few pazuribe events mentioning kei’s mom nd i have not seen that happen w any other characters.) i’m so glad u recognised everything about my response to you owhh goodness !!!!!

this ask did not wear me out at all excuse meee i had to pause for two minutes to check if this was real and sent to ME.. i love you so badd awwhha my heart … my freakin heart. ♥️♥️ i’ll give you the courtesy of informing you that i’m keeping you in my pocket from now <3

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desi keisuke who has an endless supply of bhang during holi... his fave festival because wdym you get to drink, attack people and get messy as hell with no consequences at all?? I'd be hiding from him tho, he terrifies me 😭

u got it so fucking right vivs omg . i literally do not know how i can add more to this. stamped with bonafide approval thank you very much

nobody is spared from keisuke during holi. he is a total demon nd he will not be going easy on the kids either. it’s all fun and games jus’ tossing colours at everybody n laughing until this bastard shows up. he will turn holi into a warzone. cackling like a maniac while he’s blasting the rainbow at u. he’s a competitive man and this applies to EVERYTHING. snowball fights eating competitions dares that get him to jump off a 4-storey building and survive by the grace of god.. he’s just built different. and while we’re on desi!kei … he’d have an unhealthy obsession w kaju katli… i know it in my soul.

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i wanna spread the desi!baji agenda. as much as i love latino!keisuke i need people to see the vision. look at his flawless silky black hair w the fair skin. look at those thick as hell eyebrows. his LAST NAME for fuck’s sake !!! listen !!!!

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entering your brain to see what you imagine about Keisuke because I love all your hcs 😋✨

HII DEAREST ugh i was so excited for this ask !!! been wanting to answer ever since i got it but for now there is absolutely nothing new floating around in this head of mine </3. welcome to my inbox !! i adore ur blog n i’m so flattered you like my hcsss wawaa :(( 💓💓

if you haven’t already you can check this fic, this small hc about his table manners, this drabble about a part of his character — it’s not really nsfw neither does it have anything to do with a reader though, this drabble about his view on romance, and this tiny hc about him w reader. some things i don’t believe i’ve included in my general kei hcs, i’ll include here.

firstly.. bisexual kei. duh.

keisuke’s favourite bands are type o, nirvana, alice in chains, pearl jam, korn, slipknot, nine inch nails, pantera. do not ever mistake him for a normal alice in chains fan, though. he’s insane about them. i like to think his favourite solo artist is actually frank ocean because of how interesting and deep his songs are. keisuke studies them from time to time. he knows everything there is to know about egypt’s history ‘cause he did a small study on pyramids and got sucked into a rabbit hole. branching off that, he does research on so many things he enjoys. he’s canonically amazing at trivia and i will hold this fact close to my heart. he’s a fucking rock when it comes to school, but he’s got the knowledge of a professor when he’s discussing topics he genuinely likes. he won’t do surface-level studies, either. he wants to know everything about the shit he likes. if anybody is surviving scream, it’s him and his freakish amount of knowledge on all the movies he watches. he’s a total horror fan, but i think his favourite action movies are definitely the transformers series. also.

keisuke’s internet is so. fucking. bad. no matter what phone he uses no matter how expensive the wifi is he will manage to find a way to lag his phone so badly it just gives up. if you’ve seen those roblox videos of those players flying at 0.75x speed, that’s keisuke. that’s him. he’s great on the switch and xbox, though. will beat ur ass in any game except mobile ones, no difficulty. keisuke is a lowkey prodigy at nearly everything he does, except for the stuff he actually wants to get good at. the first time his school made him try out for baseball, the whole team begged him to play for the nationals. he’ll cook your grandmother’s recipe flawlessly on the first try. he’ll beat anyone’s ass in chess except for ryusei. he’s a goddess on the skating rink. yes, goddess. his movements are so graceful you forget he’s a man. hockey? no problem. basketball? no problem. but the things that serve as a problem for him are when he has to actually interact with people. customer service is his worst nightmare. also… i like to think he’s an expert at drumming.

keisuke is an ambivert. he doesn’t go out of his way to make friends, and especially not in places where there are lots of people. he’s a social butterfly but in a completely different way. if he’s paired up with someone, he’ll try his best to make them comfortable and have fun, get along with them as much as he can. it’s only until they piss him off that he turns sour. he’s not very patient when it comes to making friends. if he’s going out of his way to be nice to you and you ignore him or are mean to him once, he will hold the nastiest grudge. his kindness comes at a price, dammit.

though, that kindness is actually priceless when regarding his friends. the people he would — and has — lay his life down for. once you gain the interest and trust of baji keisuke, you have a friend for life. one thing he will never do is abandon someone, no matter how much they wrong him, no matter how angry he gets, no matter how much pain he has to go through for them. leaving is not his thing. the instant he notices one of his members regressing, he’s going to care for them like a mother hen. “you eat somethin’ today? here, ma made me some bento. i ain’t hungry, you take it.” “y’alright? you can leave if y’want. i’ll cover for ya.”

toman in general takes mental health seriously. nobody shies away from the grime of it, especially not keisuke. he’ll be quiet about it. makes sure not to tell anybody, makes sure to keep certain people away from you, and he’ll do the sweetest shit ‘n act like he didn’t do anything. you might notice a new stuffed toy on your shelf an hour after he leaves your place, might notice some extra food in the fridge, might notice all your laundry’s been done.

keisuke is the kind of friend who will help you shower when you barely have the capacity to adjust the water’s temperature. he’s the kind of friend who’ll come over daily, pull you out of bed and give you something to do. “new place opened up this week. my treat, c’mon.” he’ll clean up your room, organise your clothes the way he knows you like. he’s gonna make sure you take care of yourself, and if you can’t do that, he’ll do it for you, because he’s kind like that. he’ll even keep his phone off dnd, keep a special notification for you and come answering the instant he hears that special ringtone. he’ll pad your underwear if you’re in a terrible state and you’re on your period.

AND I JUST REALISED I HAVEN’T MENTIONED KEI’S KNOWLEDGE ON PERIODS BEFORE?? this is a stone-cold belief of mine!!!!! no one will ever convince me kei is clueless about women!! not w the mother he has!!! he is not clueless about periods. ryoko told him everything there is to know about ‘em. he’s her son and her errand boy, she wants him to know as much as possible about women ‘cause she doesn’t want another man who doesn’t care about them in her life. when kei’s mom is on her period, best believe he’s going out to get her her favourite snacks and the correct pads n tampons. ryoko once made him try a period simulator when he told her “it can’t be that bad, you’re just bein’ annoying,” and he never disrespected a female in his life ever again. also, she suggested keisuke should carry pads in his bag from time to time just in case. he is soso gentle when ur on your period!! he’ll notice immediately. asks you if you need some painkillers, secretly gets you a chocolate or two, grimaces a little when u cry but holds you close anyway, he’s the perfect heating pad nd he’ll let you use him accordingly. he is emma’s favourite person when it’s her time of the month, none of the other guys really give a shit or do anything for her when she’s on her period, neither do they know about it.

i feel like .. as a kid he loooved chicken nd didn’t actually believe that chicken came from chickens ‘cause he was stupid and he didn’t think people were that evil until ryoko took him to a butcher to prove that chicken did, in fact, come from chickens. his heart shattered and he cried for a day straight, swore off fried chicken for like a week and tried to go vegetarian but failed and would then on eat fried chicken with the despair of a thousand soldiers in his teary eyes. poor boy. he actually went pescatarian ‘cause he didn’t enjoy chicken as a teenager ‘nd onwards.

and. keisuke headlocks. i cannot stop thinking about his arms.

nsfw below the cut!

as for what’s on my mind about the fucker rn ,, to be veeery honest with u. butcher!keisuke with a cannibal gf. the type of flesh he chops doesn’t belong to creatures with feathers or four legs, though. ‘n i’m also thinkin’ about kei with a weak succubus!reader who keeps trying to steal his life essence but always ends up passing out when he keeps going at it even after 4 rounds. he honestly finds it funny how a succubus of all things is begging him to stop, that too a succubus who was so cocky about taking him she ended up digging her own grave in his bed — “you’re really passin’ out on me again? you’re a fuckin’ joke,” he’d say ‘n grab your horns hard enough to snap them right off, makin’ you tighten ‘cause you know he can actually do it, speeding up the pace of his strong hips ‘n deepening himself inside you. and it’s not like he’s doing anything wrong. in fact, he’s helping you out. as a succubus, you thrive off of men’s cum, so kei’s being real fuckin’ generous. you’re just too much of a wuss to take it.

speaking of wusses, keisuke trapping subordinate!trans!reader in a headlock and giving us a punishment for trying to lunge at a gang all by ourselves and keisuke. “you’re a tough lil’ bastard, huh?” your captain would mockingly hiss, pulling your back against his front and cutting off your airflow with one big arm, “the fuck did you think you were doin’? tryna get me to deal with all those punks for your pussy ass, hm? nah. you ain’t walkin’ outta here with ya legs in tact, boy.”

on the other hand .. two dad!kei’s. one where he’s the stepdad of our baby from a man we don’t wanna associate w anymore, the other where we’re teen parents with keisuke. i got an ask about this.

and i’m still getting on that trucker!kei fic .. don’t wanna upload it till i write atleast 10k words, though, so it’s gonna be a while. as for other stuff, i’m assuming you’ve read my bf kei hcs.

i won’t lie ,, i’m not very horny as of now so like. not too much i wanna bring to life. huhu

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to the person who requested the most delicious fem vamp kei fic from me .. i am so sorry. i will shoot myself in the ass 83 times for u. i regret not being able to write it. it’s making me panic. screams in lowercase

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my toxic trait is i don’t want to even think of posting an unfinished series i’m working on even though i crave to share it w everyone. zeus smite me i don’t want to do this any longer

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i’m stressing out I’M STRESSING OUT

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keisuke’s the kind of bf who’ll call you woman or girl depending on the context.

if the atmosphere is calm and no one is on the verge of death, keisuke tends to call you ‘girl’ when he’s giving you a request. “oi, girl. c’mere,” he’ll spread his legs and pat his lap once, inviting you over to the couch. “move, girl,” he’ll say, looming over you to reach for something out of your grasp, keeping a gentle hand on your nape. “sleep, girl. i’ve got you.” he’ll kiss your temple and play with your hair, holding you tight, as close to him while his heat envelops you in the dead of night.

on the other hand ..

if you’re about to end up on suicide watch, you’re getting called woman. “woman, get away from the fuckin’ stove!” he’ll yell in a tone that’s equally angry and terrified, rushing over to pull you away when you accidentally set the food on fire.

or when you’re about to bump into a streetlight, or about to walk into the road, keisuke’s gonna grab you by the scruff of your neck and hiss, “can you watch where you’re fuckin’ going, woman?!”

or when you’re about to tip over on a precarious chair. keisuke seems to have a sixth sense just for you. “woman— WOMAN! YOU’RE GONNA FALL— FUCK!”