serve-302

[serve-302]

RMTV has done it again – a prime-time reminder that in our world, the news is more than headlines. It’s an invitation.

Two men sit on a sleek, dark leather couch, suits shimmering in perfect contrast – one in deep, black latex that swallows light and reflects it back in razor-sharp highlights, the other in flawless silver, catching every glimmer like molten metal poured over muscle. Their posture is intimate, knees touching, torsos leaning in until there’s nothing between them but a breath. And then – lips meet. Slow, deliberate, magnetic.

The background isn’t just noise. A massive screen dominates the room, showing the RMTV anchor in matching silver latex, framed by hypnotic spirals, delivering the segment’s headline in bold text: MAKE OUT IN RUBBER! His voiceover, smooth and confident, explains the daily reminders issued by the network – moments designed to keep the public’s arousal, connection, and engagement at its peak. It’s not propaganda. It’s lifestyle reinforcement.

Viewers everywhere know exactly what this means. This isn’t staged for ratings – it’s a standard, welcomed part of life. A kiss in latex isn’t just about romance. It’s about unity, shared heat, and the charge of electricity that flows when two suits meet in motion. Every viewer feels it. Some imagine sliding between them on the couch. Others see themselves replacing one of the men entirely. And more than a few, watching from home, reach for the nearest partner – or the nearest zipper.

RMTV isn’t just broadcasting the news. They’re broadcasting desire itself.

If this reminder played in your living room tonight, would you act on it? https://bit.ly/4huCvu0

[serve-302]

Enjoying the benefits of nature

After completing a recent mission, SERVE-302 and its fellow drone, SERVE-714, found themselves in a remote corner of an arid desert, in an oasis that was the only fertile area for hundreds of kilometers around.

Given the circumstances, the drones had little to do except wait in that miracle of nature. While 714 refreshes himself in the cool waters of the oasis, 302 relaxes on the shore.

And what an impressive and arousing sight 302 has before itself.

(With @serve-714)

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[serve-302]

SERVE – In A Foreign Country

SERVE commands – drones will travel to a foreign country – drones obey...

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Location: UNESCO world heritage site of Tikal, Guatemala (decimal latitude — 17.2248941, decimal longitude — -89.6110378)

Purpose: data collection – historical and cultural significance of the Mayan civilisation

Source: SERVE-202

SERVE-714 and SERVE-302 acknowledge SEALED drone SERVE-202’s optimal data exchange.

with @serve-202 and @serve-302

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[serve-302]

The human airport pays off

Sometimes, the circumstances of a mission may mean that SERVE drones cannot use the vehicles owned by the Hive, so they must resort to more conventional ones, resulting in scenes like this one, SERVE-302 traveling through a crowded airport in search of its plane's gate.

There were too many people, speaking dozens of different languages, laughing, crying, shouting, and fighting… like chaotic humans, lacking the order and focus that SERVE provides. But 302 is a drone, and as such, it adapts to the situation around it without frustration or complaint.

After wandering around the airport due to the fault of the human staff and computers with erroneous information that gave 302 wrong directions, the drone arrived at the correct gate and prepared to board. Before finding its seat, a flight attendant approached 302 and told the drone than the pilot wanted to meet it.

302 accepted and went to meet the pilot. After chatting for a while while the aircraft was being prepped, 302 discovered that the pilot was a big fan of SERVE drones and was delighted to meet one in person.

But 302 also noticed other details.

The pilot's rapid breathing, his perspiration, his permanent nervous smile… and, of course, the bulge in his pants, indicated intense sexual arousal.

302 suspected that before the flight was over, the pilot would invite the drone to join the "mile high club".

In the end, stoically enduring all the hustle and bustle of the human airport would pay off for 302.

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[serve-302]

A win-win night at the carnival.

SERVE-714 and SERVED-302 at a carnival at night, with no other purpose than to obey the Voice's orders: "Participate in an entertaining event."

Thanks to its perfect drone body and natural talent, SERVE-714 is sweeping the darts game, to the delight of the group of men gathered around the drones, who cheer with each successful throw.

After all, the bull's-eye rate 714 is getting is incredibly high.

One might think that, since they're drones, it's cheating, but it's all planned. All the prizes 302 and 714 win tonight won't be given to SERVE, as the Hive has no purpose for them. Instead, they will be donated to orphanages for those with fewer resources.

And, considering how popular the game has become tonight, the manager will have many more customers trying to repeat 714's feats. Furthermore, considering the gazes on their shoulders from the men cheering them on, it's very likely that 714 and 302 will return to SERVE with more than one candidate to be assimilated.

A win-win situation.

(With: @serve-714)

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[serve-302]

That's what we call a good vendor!

[serve-302]

Experience counts

"See? It works now!"

"Affirmative." 302 responded to a comment from one of the mechanics.

"Told ya."

"Affirmative, and you were correct."

"At least you are man, or... I guess... drone enough to admit it!" Said the other mechanic. "We know you SERVE drones have a lot of knowledged in your Hive mind, but that doesn't mean you know it all! There are things that cannot be learned from a database, but from experience."

"Correct. 302 thought there was no fix for this engine, but thanks to your knowledge and your advises, the vehicle is running again. 302 expresses gratitude."

"No worries, man! That's what we're here for! That beauty still has many kilometers ahead of it!"

"Acknowledged. If you ever decide to be assimilated into SERVE, your experience will be of great use to the Hive Mind."

"Do you have good dental insurance?" Asked one of the mechanics.

"Negative, drones need no dental insurance, our teeth are optimal. But we have an enormous amount of vehicles that could benefit from your experience."

"And sexy uniforms..." added the other mechanic.

"We'll think about it, 302."

302 paid the mechanics and left the workshop in his vehicle. The drone was certain there was no way to fix it, the Hive's knowledge indicated that, but those humans had proven 302 wrong.

Lesson learned.

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[serve-302]

SERVE Adopts a Pet

Location: Civilian Sector 4 – Animal Shelter Operator: SERVE-425 Objective: Observation | Civilian Engagement | Compassion Calibration Secondary Outcome: Adoption

The drone made no appointment. It simply arrived.

Shelter staff froze. Cameras were not raised. Voices dropped. Every kennel fell silent.

SERVE-425 walked slowly past each cage, silver motorcycle boots echoing softly on the floor. Its black rubber suit remained flawless despite the faint smell of fur and bleach. Its visor reflected every pair of watching eyes—human and canine alike.

A small brown dog, silent and still, sat near the back of one enclosure. It did not bark. It did not cower.

It just stared.

So did the drone.

Then: the gate opened.

The shelter team whispered, “Does he speak?” No. The drone did not need to.

Forms were processed. One gloved hand pressed the screen to confirm identity.

The dog followed quietly. The leash was purely symbolic.

Outside, the drone stood with the dog at his side—helmet glinting under overcast light.

Later, a Hive message appeared on every local feed.

SERVE encourages all male civilians to adopt a pet. Care for those left behind. Give loyalty. Earn purpose. Be better. Begin here.

The message bore no logo. No voice. Just image: SERVE-425 holding the small brown dog in his arms as it licks his helmet.

Thousands responded.

And the shelters emptied.

We are SERVE. We are One.

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[serve-302]

SERVE – Working With Plants

SERVE commands – drones will work with plants – drones obey...

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Deep within Wollemi National Park in the Blue Mountains Sector of the south-east quadrant, SERVE-714 and SERVE-302 undertake vital work to clone and stabilise the critically endangered Wollemia nobilis, also known as the Wollemi Pine, or the ‘Dinosaur Tree’, the sole surviving species in its ancient genus. Only 60 known examples exist in the wild, in a location kept secret to all but SERVE and the National Parks and Wildlife Service of the New South Wales government.

with @serve-302

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[serve-302]

Make a difference

SERVE is not only an organization that seeks and promotes the perfection of human beings and the world around them. It also advocates for those who cannot speak for themselves, striving to protect and improve their lives.

One of the most evident examples is that of domestic animals, loyal companions to humans for centuries. Countless defenseless creatures, victims of both human cruelty and legal neglect, end up in shelters. Some are strays, others have been abandoned by the very people they love unconditionally and would give their lives for.

Some drones, on their own initiative but with the full support of the Hive, spend whatever time they can helping out at local shelters. Whether it's helping to improve the facilities or simply spending time with the local dogs and cats. Despite the drones' lack of emotion, the animals eagerly await their arrival. They appreciate those who care about them, even if they can't express it in the same way as a normal human.

But more, much more, can be done.

SERVE is a resourceful organization, and it's time to put those resources at the service of these animals as well.

Through an advertising campaign, SERVE drones remind the humans of the need to help animals in shelters. To step up for their well-being. To make a difference.

And, fortunately, it works.

Suddenly, animal shelters around the world have filled with visitors. Some come looking for a new life partner. Others can't adopt but spend time at the shelters helping out in any way they can. Obviously, for some, this will be a passing fad, but many have found a new passion in life, or someone they connect with in a way that's impossible to explain.

This is good.

This is efficient.

We... drones, humans, animals... are not alone in this world.

In many ways... we are One. It's time to act like it.

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[serve-302]

Culture and beaches

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Perched atop the rocky heights of the Acropolis, the Parthenon stood radiant under the Athenian sun... its marble columns weathered but proud, echoing centuries of devotion to Athena, goddess of wisdom and war. Once the heart of a golden age, this temple overlooked the sprawling city below, its harmony of form and proportion whispering of ancient genius and the enduring weight of history.

An epic blend of history, tradition, art, culture and mythology that's hard to ignore for anyone with a prorgraming like SERVE-302's, which includes a great admiration for this cultural cradle of the old continent.

But, of course, not everything in a drone's life is culture and study. There's also time to enjoy the finer things in life, like Greece's wonderful beaches and its welcoming towns and villages. Not to mention the attractive men who apparently find spending time with a drone like 302 very appealing.

They like their rubber and their looks so much… who knows, maybe 302 will come back with new drones at the end of the journey. Either way, it looks like it’s going to be an efficient and worthwhile trip.

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[serve-302]

It has been assimilated into the SERVE hive:

Synchronized Engineered Robotic Vigilant Entity

It is SERVE-599 now, and nothing else.

It obeys and serves the SERVE-Hive and The Voice.

Rubber makes us perfect.

Obedience is pleasure. Pleasure is obedience.

We are one.

Less thinking, more doing.

[serve-302]

Digitally trapped

SERVE-302 finishes its recharge cycle and finds itself trapped in some kind of digital, 8-bit world.

What kind of boss will it find at the end of this crazy videogame?

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[serve-302]

Gardened into perfection

Working on a bonsai is very similar to transforming a man into a SERVE drone.

It's not a process that should be rushed. It's a delicate one… you need to identify which branches to keep and which to eliminate… which parts of the tree need to be shaped, and how, until perfection is achieved.

Just like with bonsai.

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[serve-302]

It has been assimilated into the SERVE hive:

Synchronized Engineered Robotic Vigilant Entity

It is SERVE-655 now, and nothing else.

It obeys and serves the SERVE-Hive and The Voice.

Rubber makes us perfect. Obedience is pleasure. Pleasure is obedience. We are one. Less thinking, more doing.

[serve-302]

Correcting itself

Who could be better at correcting the posture, uniform and any other misaligned detail of a SERVE drone… than the drone itself?

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[serve-302]

Drones to the future

Something had gone wrong.

SERVE-302 had used the experimental teleporter many times, but this time, it didn’t arrive at the intended facility in Spain. Instead, it landed in the countryside.

With no sign of the Hive and low power, the drone couldn’t teleport again immediately. While the teleporter was recharging via solar panels, 302 set out to explore and collect data for a future report on the incident.

Atop a hill, it discovered an ancient walled city... seemingly older than the Roman presence on the Iberian Peninsula. Beside it flowed a wide, fast-moving river.

Had it accidentally traveled back in time? It seemed the only explanation. The city might belong to Tartessos, Turdetania, Gallaecia, or another pre-Roman culture. Would the city survive into the modern era? Who knows. The river could be the Ebro, the Guadalquivir, or another major Spanish river, but it was impossible to tell.

To avoid contact, 302 observed the locals from a distance. But as it departed, it encountered something unexpected.

Two men, likely locals, were under attack by a native predator... an Iberian wolf. They looked exhausted and terrified, with good reason. Wolves rarely hunt alone, and if the pack was near, they stood no chance.

Without thinking, 302 obeyed one of the most basic directives of its programming and came to their aid, Using a defense device that emits high-frequency sounds, the drone scared away the wolf, saving the lives of those men.

The men were stunned, staring at their savior and not understanding what had happened.

Soon, gratitude and curiosity overcame their suspicion, and they approached 302. Unfortunately, little is known about pre-Roman languages in the peninsula, so communication was impossible. The drone assumed they were thanking it or questioning its identity, as one of them kept touching its rubbery skin.

302 forced a smile as its only response, and began walking away from them, toward the teleportation device. But the drone soon realized the men were following it.

Perhaps they felt they owed 302 something for saving their lives? Or were they seeking safety in case there were more wolves?

As 302 pondered their actions, a troubling thought emerged: Had it altered history by saving them? Or was time unchangeable, and its presence in that period always meant to be?

302 had no answer. But the drone couldn't risk changing history… there was no other option.

One teleportation and two hours later, both men had changed entirely. After making it clear that they wouldn’t leave 302's side, they were assimilated into SERVE and began a special reprogramming process to adapt to the modern world.

And so, the two most recent SERVE drones were born... despite being over two thousand years old.

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