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like this if you’d like my new blog💖

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shes a 10 but she answers her texts in 70 to 80 business days and sometimes never

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one thing about me is i will be in bed

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go on anon and tell me at least 3 facts you’ve learned about me since following me

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Being the oldest child is a lot of pressure. But being the oldest daughter with a younger sister is just being a caretaker, friend, guard, example, matchmaker, cage, biggest fan, mother, protector, adversary, schemer, comforter, test subject, villain, father, rough draft, pioneer, editor, tutor, provider, embarassment, first to fail, selfish, opposite, competitor, refuge, only one who understands, martyr, ruin

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i love sunsets, i love discovering new music, i love stargazing, i love walking, i love the smell of earth after it rains, i love coffee, i love the smell of books, i love quiet afternoons, i love open windows, i love the underlying flavors in food, i love poetry, i love freshly baked bread, i love painting my nails, i love flowers growing through cracks in the pavement. etc etc

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wants to write long reply: can only come up with like six sentences

meant to keep it short: writes fucking gone with the wind

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my “won’t speak until i’m spoken to” game is strong af

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I want to rp w someone that will be so invested in our ship/rp that we eventually become rp best friends and talk every day and not only talk abt our thread but abt our actual lives and all that fun stuff u know ?? is that just me ?? or ?????

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i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

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I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

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being an admin is a service they're providing free of charge. they're literally taking the time & putting in the effort for free. remember that shit when you're contemplating sending anon hate. unless you're paying their bills, don't give them shit. that's it.

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bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week….anyway i’m bitches

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I’m terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

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