setaflow
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27 year old Italian female out of New Jersey. Sorry || ENFP || ♐️ || My main hobbies include writing, shitposting, crying, editing, and shaming all of your kinks
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☯️maiden's turn based combat☯️
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#Seta Speaks#Seta memes#New Jersey#Thought of this after crossing the NJ border and Route 80 instantly got 3 more lanes and I was cut off for doing 80 in a 65#The joke here is that all major NJ roads suck. That is all. Carry on with your day
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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why did you specifically call out Houston freeways in the recap. i know our traffic sucks but why us in particular
oh I dunno, maybe it has something to do with a 20+ lane wide freeway going through it
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girls' night!
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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#Hidden sixth option: our parents tried to convince BOTH OF US we were adopted#the backstory is my brother is 6'8 and absolutely no one in my immediate family comes close to that height#the tallest is my dad who's 6'1 and my maternal grandfather who was 6'2#So my mom and dad used to say that we were adopted from a family of 7 foot parents named Tank and Jane#It's still a running joke in our family 15 years later
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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
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