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the way my jaw dropped, holy shit

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"Just a minute, ladies," the spa manager says. "You've all done so well at fattening up your lovely asses this week, I've gotta let water out of the hot tub, or else it'll overflow!" (unknown c.2024)

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i can’t believe people on the internet are calling me mean, *turns to the twink i have chained up in my basement* well, at least i have you, pal. you think i’m nice, right?

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using my secret evil feedist knowledge* to get my money’s worth at this buffet

*the order in which food groups should be eaten in order to maximize your stomach capacity

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objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

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t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

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due to budget restrictions we will now be assigning 2 mech pilots to every mech.

oh- oh good heavens. what are they doing to each other in there. oh goodness gracious...

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also cause someone with this as the pfp reminded me-

PLEASE GO READ KAGUHARA SANS FETISH NOTEBOOK, IF YOU ARE A WEIRD PERVY LESBIAN THERE IS NO NETTER PIECE OF MEDIA FOR YOU. I LOVE THE ART AND CHAARCTERS AND RVWEYTHING

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https://x.com/Rr001C/status/1931503058124685784

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i bit u so ur mine

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Story: Edelgard’s Girlfriend

Trying something different; no thumbnail for this story! I think making those thumbnails might be too big a creative drain. I can’t just make something like that and post it like I used to! Here’s something different, with a story I did from start to finish in like an hour. Enjoy!

Premise: It doesn’t matter if you’re a straight boy. You WILL be Edelgard’s girlfriend!

Contains: Feminization, Transformation

Length: ~1000 Words

- Bluesky (I’m here the most now!) | Patreon | AO3 -

"I’ve made my decision. Professor, from now on, you will be my girlfriend!" 

Byleth looked on confused. "Edelgard? I’m… I’m a man."

Edelgard smirked. "Professor, come now. I know that some things in this world might seem like they’re ingrained into our very bedrock, as if no matter how hard we might pound our fist upon the ground that we’ll never budge the soil but an inch. The fact is, in the grand scheme of things, it’s all an illusion that we choose to accept. The mightiest mountains can be moved if we simply have the ambition. We can change the world for the better if we really try. Most importantly of all, YOU can be my lesbian GIRLFRIEND!" 

Byleth grasped at his chest as Edelgard punctuated her booming speech. His body started seizing up, crumbling from what felt like an enormous weight.

"What… What's happening!?" Byleth winced.

"My ambition is being made manifest. It’s raw lesbian energy flooding your body. You have no need to accept this cruel, unfair world for what it is. Instead, you’re going to be my cute girlfriend!

The word girlfriend racked Byleth and took him to his knees. Such a mesmerizing energy, my god! Byleth’s entire body quaked from this terrible strength. He glanced at the classroom mirror, trying to see what this ungodly force of girlfriending looked like crumpling his body. He saw nothing, nothing but his own eyes shine in heart pupils colored like the lesbian flag! 

"Edelgard, p-please! I’m not a woman, I’m a man!" Byleth hacked. 

"Professor, you don’t need to deny who you are around me anymore. Shatter the confines of this imagined world and break free of your egg. You’re a beautiful woman that I intend to treat like a proper queen once we both sit at the throne of a new world."

Byleth… Well, the idea of sitting together forever with Edelgard did prove like a pleasant daydream. For a split second calmed down, up until his shirt started tearing asunder, buttons flying, as a huge jiggling mass filled out the front of his chest!

"Wha-WHAT!? What’s going on!?" Byleth shrieked, voice cracking.

"Look at how badly your body wants to be my girlfriend, Professor." Edelgard continued. "Every inch of your selfhood wants to be my cute girlfriend, my little princess with her big heavy knockers shaking around for my entertainment. You should discard this silly notion that you’re a man, when you’re clearly beyond wifeable!" 

Edelgard’s words smacked Byleth differently now. The booming weight of an ethereal might sundering the universe seemingly all to make Edelgard’s desire real didn’t hit him as hard. Actually, maybe it still was and Byleth had gotten tragically attached to growing tits in mere seconds? Whatever. Now though, all he really felt when Edelgard spoke was his brain fluttering as he imagined these vivid fantasies Edelgard described. He’d never really felt especially attractive as a boy. And Edelgard… Edelgard wanted him wobbling around? For her? He’d look that hot?

Edelgard grew more personal. She took in a great handful of Byleth’s already expansive breasts. Byleth moaned. He thought he’d hate making that noise, but he sounded like an angel now. 

"You see? You’re practically built to be my lover. We can’t just accept the world as it is, we need to think of a better one, one where you’re my personal hot piece of ass."

Every remark just made Byleth’s heart flutter. Fuck, why did becoming a lesbian’s girlfriend feel this good!? Even his clothes were twisting in front of this raw power Edelgard emanated, like she was a volatile radioactive conduit of gay sex! 

The last of Byleth’s resistance came squeaking out of him, in a voice seeped in elegance.

"B-but I’m just a normal guy who likes girls."

Edelgard grabbed his chin.

"You like girls? Sounds like a lesbian to me."

Her other hand stirred Byleth’s breast more firmly, playing with the heaps of womanhood as they still grew. Byleth kept moaning. 

"Let go. Let it alll out, girl." Edelgard encouraged. "The harder you embrace being my girlfriend, the better your body will blossom. I want a ripe fucking slut wife trotting around, gorgeous."

Byleth groaned so loud! Yes! Big! Bigger! He wanted to be the prettiest wife for his dear girlfriend! The girlforce changing him rewarded his submission in kind, as his hips gained a gap, his ass went plush, and his big milky tits went as slut-uddered as possible!

Byleth sniffled a little. Becoming a girlfriend was intense. "I-I… I’m sorry I’m like this, I had no idea I was such a good girlfriend."

"Apologize for nothing. Boys never know they’d be great as my girlfriend. You just live a happy life as my trophy wife from now on, okay girlfriend?"

Byleth’s heart raced again at the word. His vision shot up an inch or so as he digested the words; it took him a moment to figure out it was his fuck me pumps getting even higher.

"Yes ma’am." He nodded.

Now that his girl body was settling down, he… she could take a moment to actually drink in her new form. Looks like his eyes were just permanently that lesbian heart shape. The womb tattoo with the same pink, white, and orange heart looked nice too. Fuck, her rack was enormous! Goodness, and so sensitive too! Having colossal boobs felt better than anything she’d done with her dick.

Oh yes, her dick.

"Hey, do I get to keep my dick?" Byleth asked frankly. 

"Do you want to keep your dick?" Asked Edelgard. "Some girlfriends get rid of it, but you’re free to keep it."

"I’ll keep it. I think it’s cute." Byleth replied, watching as the ethereal force of lesbianism remodeling her outfit locked away her stubby little two incher in a flat chastity cage.

Edelgard scooped up her girlfriend right as the outfit transformation finished sculpting those boring boy clothes into a nice cute bunny suit. Each step she took with her new girlfriend hanging in her arms almost knocked her off balance, as Byleth’s new colossal tits each the size of her head wobbled with such intense jiggling counterweight. Gotta stay upright just a little longer. Just a short way to her bedroom and then she could spend the entire day kissing her hot girlfriend!

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The ladies ask you which one has the hugest ass. "Sorry, Blondie," you say. "Red's got the most circumference, but… shorty Brunette's bulging butt makes up half of her entire body!" (@jessithicc)

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"I felt stuffed after 8100 calories," chubby Chonkbabe says, "but in these pics my belly looks like it still has room for more. Let's feed me 10,000 calories today and see!" (chonkbabe.tumblr)

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this would fix me