My name is Shelby and im twenty-seven :she/her: "Pick your head up queen, your 40,000 pounds of chicken is falling" icon and header made by friends :)
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK
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A problem about murder mystery novels is sometimes the killer is likable and because the foreshadowing is so good you don't want to finish it 👍🏻
#shelby speaks#nooooo not the guy. i liked the guy :(#< kind of the point i suppose. our main character is gonna be so bummed#I'm still reading it i just have to pause after every chapter
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this is for the zoey x mira truthers out there !!! they are girlfriends 🥰🥰🥰
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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dir. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
#kind of how it is at my job 👍🏻#if a customer steps a tour out of line we can kick them out no repercussions#on account of the safety issues of it all
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you can go back to the past but nobody’s there
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help and maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him than it ever did protecting myself
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Some REALLY old LiS fanart that I still like
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Lyrics from "Dead hearts" by Stars
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Nostalgia posting cancelled, 18 year old Shelby with the jimmy Fallon poster at universal like 2 days after birthday or something

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Mr. Jefferson…is coming for me now
#who up 12:30 in the morning thinking about nathan prescott#wish so badly i could relive life is strange for the first time auuuu.#i watched lets plays that came out as the episodes came out#in my bedroom in my childhood home#and They Couldn't Even Redeem Nathan Alive
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