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“Tchhhhh . . . . " He was always so confident about his abilities. Yueqing waved her hand back and forth. "--this is fugu, fugu! Fugu's deadly. You gotta have like, a license to prepare it. I didn't come to this earth to be killed by some tiger's bad sushi, Weisheng."
”Why are we going to this place? I can cook better then this place!?” Offended he was, but he wasn’t bothered by the stares he got. “Who wears jackets anyway? That’s like Ko’s thing.”
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“Wooo woooo, thassa real man right there!" Yueqing nods along, drinking her own as he goes . . . and then swiftly writes him up a bill, scrawling out 30 yuan for today's special brew. The café/bar owner sticks it on his forehead. "Enjoy, enjoy."
{☮} [ "Great, give i’ta me." Don’t mind the fact that he’s got a six year old at home, all alone, waiting for him to arrive. He’s a really bad parent. Instead of actually leaving, he snatches the bottle, cracks it open and downs as much as he can in one gulp. ]
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“Damn straight! Drink away your sorrows!"
{☮} [ "Is it alcohol?" ]
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“—ah xièxie--?? WAIT, I'm tryna get us into
this fancy restaurant! What's the point if you
don't have a top, either?! Didn't you bring a jacket?!"
Throws his shirt at her tbh. “‘ere.”
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“Aiyoooo, what's the problem? Here, here, drink this!"
{☮} [ He’s thinking about his ex, and is now crying like a little baby. ]
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░ 『 馬』 ░ ; ;
"--lemme borrow your jacket."
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Really, Yueqing was just as surprised as him. She had drunk a lot tonight ( it took the horse a good couple dozen bottles to get her really buzzed ). But, eventually, she remembered why she had come, hand coming down to tousle Xioli's hair roughly. "Ahh, there's some dude sleeping back at my place. Don't wanna go back. Let your jiějiě spend the night, eh?" She asked, cupping her face and batting her eyelashes at him the way cute girls did in commercials and stuff.
Xiaoli was startled, dropping his keys in the process. He stared at the other rant at him, before she finally realized who he was. "Sister Big Boobs," he started. Honestly, Lin also had big boobs, but she’d probably rip his tongue out if he called her that. "What are you doing outside my apartment?" he asked, slowly picking his keys back up. Not like he wasn’t happy to see her or anything, it was just an unexpected surprise.
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”C a n d y ~! Here, try one! "
[ she neglects to tell her
they're the super special,
super s p i c y kind. ]
"What? What? Tell me, please~"
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( moonedge )
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”Here ya go, blended ice coffee with
extra whipped cream. Anything else I
can get you?"
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nxsei replied to your post:"/Excuse/ me? What do you think you're looking at?"
"I’d bet that I can fine you for that."
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”Pffff, what's that about? I've seen better, honey."
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”Tchh, of course! Gave her a good kick." [ coming from the horse, that probably meant the girl would spend a week in the hospital ] "She's probably not gonna be so pretty when she comes out. But hey, you're gettin' pretty popular, huh?"
”Oh really? They must have felt intimidated by you. I only have the most beautiful of women and men by my side at the club. Hopefully you put them in their place, yes?”
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"/Excuse/ me? What do you think you're looking at?"
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”Your butt.”
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She twitches at first . . . before the horse awakens, bucking wild, pushing herself off the ground and subsequently, knocking the monkey back. "WHAT THE !@!#@#! ARE YOU DOIN', ASSHOLE!? I'm gonna pull noodles through your nose and tie a bOW yo--ah, Xiaoli?"
Steps on and stands on the other’s form as he pulls out his keys and tries to look for the right one for his apartment door. "These floorboards are all over the place, gotta complain about getting that fixed."
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”Yooo, 'Ryu'! One of your fangirls just tried to
shank me because she thought I was competition!"
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"Hey, hey! Guess what I brought over for ya?"
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( shinisxuni )
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Yueqing's fast asleep outside his door,
drooling and mewling as she tosses and
turns in her sleep.
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