seulgi-isa-baddy

[seulgi-isa-baddy]

absolutely craving cyberpunk au’s rn and this one hit😫

She Pulls My Trigger

A/N: Another cyberpunk!au from me, because according to ps that was my most played game.

One thing to note here: the reader’s merc/nickname is ‘Alter’, in case anyone gets confused. 

Warnings: Blood, violence, gore, guns, murder, swearing

Word Count: 2.8k

Her left eye – one the color of fog, and just as easy to get lost in – flashes pink for a brief moment before her shoulders deflate somewhat. “Just making sure you’re ready.”

You drop your gaze back to the gun, checking and re-checking your ammo count even though you had already done so before leaving.

You were no rookie to this game.

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[seulgi-isa-baddy]

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i cant handle this man-

i never am alive-

[seulgi-isa-baddy]

i never am alive-

[seulgi-isa-baddy]

largest writer problem: what is book

writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you’re going to stall until An Event™

[seulgi-isa-baddy]

yessiree

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[seulgi-isa-baddy]

𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 (superior look btw)

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[seulgi-isa-baddy]

seulgi really is babie

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who doesn’t actually love her? ᵀᴱᴱᴴᴱᴱ

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at least you’ve accepted it🤪

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you’re a big bully 🥵

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sure it is bro leave me be let it be ᴬᵂᴷᴼᵀᴬᶜᴼ

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omg don’t make fun of me. as nayeon said, “i’m babie”

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ᵀᴱᴱᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴬᴴᴬ ᴸᴼᴸ ᵁᵂᵁ this seems a little ᴬᵂᴷᴼᵀᴬᶜᴼ ᵁᵂᵁ

Your most recent addition to phantom’s thing was soooooo goooooood!!! Keep doing more!

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Your most recent addition to phantom’s thing was soooooo goooooood!!! Keep doing more!

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[seulgi-isa-baddy]

Here’s your response @phantom-sniper :)

As Nayeon went to buy ice cream, the rest of the members sighed in relief. “At least she noticed before it was too late.” Jihyo muttered. “But at the same time, you tried to take her chaotic ass to therapy.”

“Shush, Jeongyeon. It’s not the time to mention that.” Dahyun paused, “Let’s surprise her when she comes back.” The other’s looked at the shorter girl, a little caught off guard by her request. “What?”

“Why didn’t we think of that before, Dahyun? You’re a genius.” Tzuyu grinned, a low chuckle coming from her. Mina emerged from the bathroom, her tear-stained face caught shocked.

“You guys are going to surprise her?” The Japanese girl questioned, unsure of how to feel. “Why wouldn’t we surprise her? She’s been struggling with ‘being baby’ for months now, we need to help her out.”

“Well we need to start getting to work. Chaeyoung text her and start listing random things for her to buy at the convenience store. She needs to stay busy.” Chaeyoung nodded, typing away at her phone.

“Jeongyeon and Tzuyu, you two need to hang somethings up. Just for decor, maybe we have something that could work for her.” The two taller members nodded and walked into their rooms, collecting what was needed.

“Jihyo, Sana, and Dahyun, you two start making cookies. Just remember, do not burn this god damn house down.” The three practically teleported from their spots into the kitchen, out of fear and anxiety from Mina’s commands.

“Momo, you stay with me and put on Nayeon’s favorite show on Netflix, and I’ll organize the living area.” The two immediately got to work.

After a while, the oven’s clock rang, alerting the three in charge of cookies. “They’re done!” Sana pulled them out of the oven, the desserts having a golden brown edge. “And not burnt.”

The living space looked very nicely decorated and had a calming atmosphere to it. “Nayeon would appreciate this so much.” Jeongyeon muttered under her breath, a blush appearing on her slim cheeks.

“No kidding, this is made perfectly for her.” A bowl of popcorn and a plate of steaming chocolate-chip cookies was placed on the coffee table, making nice treats for the girl who was still at the market.

“Guys, Nayeon is almost here. Is everything almost done?” Chaeyoung questioned her group members. “It’s all done, I don’t think we missed anything.”

The doorbell rang before Mina ran to the door, opening it slowly. “Welcome back, unnie.” Nayeon took off her shoes, replacing them with slippers. “Why is it so dark in here?” She asked as she observed the room.

“‘Congrats Nayeon,’ what is this for exactly?” The eldest member turned to look at Mina. “Well it’s for you, we love you and we get that you’re having a hard time, so we did something to somewhat relieve your stress.” Jeongyeon explained, her cheeks becoming more red than they were five minutes before.

“This is so nice, everyone. I don’t know how to put ‘thank you’ in words.” A tear slipped down Nayeon’s cheek as she set down the grocery bags on the countertops. She grabbed the ice cream out of the bag. “It’s kind of melted, do you still want it?”

“Of course I do, unnie.”

Took 46 years but, finally, a response to @seulgi-isa-baddy 's story

"I'm baby", said the personification of the cutest rabbit in the world, Im Nayeon, or Nabongs if you're Yoo Jeongyeon. Now, almost everyone knew that Jeongyeon was extremely whipped for her Nabongs, there's no way in hell she's admitting that, so when Nayeon said, "I'm baby" for the millionth time Jeongyeon was just a little annoyed, replying "OH MY GOD! SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA KIS- kill you..." Nayeon turned around with a knowing smirk, one that she knew got Jeong all hot and bothered and said, "Everyone wants to kiss me, especially you, cause I'm baby." Jeongyeon bolted out of there saying something about having to cook her laundry. Nayeon then went upstairs, passing by Chaeyoung and Tzuyu.

"Hey Chae, did you know I'm baby?"

"I- what? Why would you..... Unnie!" Chaeng stuttered, not believing what she just heard.

"Chaeyoung-ah it's ok. She didn't really say that. It's ok." Tzuyu cuddled her and calmed her down.

Upstairs, she first stopped by Saidahmo's room, and found them, unsurprisingly cuddling and squishing Miss Dubu to within an inch of her life. She know that it would soon descend into something unholy and non PG-13.

"Hey guys!, Did you know? I'm baby!" She booted the door open, stopping the two Japanese girls in their tracks. Caught like deer in headlights, it took them a second to react.

"KNOCK UNNIE! COME ON WE HAVE AN ENTIRE SONG ABOUT IT!" Sana finally responded, meanwhile Dahyun just whined bottomishly about her cuddles being stopped.

"Have fun I guess, use protection. No more babies allowed. I'm the only baby around here." She closed the door and walked right down to Jihyo's door.

"HEY JIHYO! DID YOU HEAR? IM BABY!" Miss Bongs shouted at the top of her lungs.

"I know, unnie. I know." Jihyo replied, resigned.

Nayeon turned to the only closed door on this floor, belonging to Mina. Her heart filled with sadness, she politely knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Mina asked barely audible.

"Nayeon unnie" She replied,

"Come in."

"How are you, Mina? You need anything?" Nayeon asked in her softest voice.

"I'm fine, unnie. I just.... I just wanna be better. I just wanna be able to talk to people and perform and do all that without feeling like I'm gonna crack any second." Mina said, her voice monotone and muffled under her blanket.

"You're gonna get better, Mina. I know it. You'll be back to yourself in no time. Even if you don't, everyone is gonna take care of you, we're gonna do everything we can to make you comfortable. We're all here for you, you know." Nayeon said, tearing up a little. She then scooped Mina up into a hug. Mina wrapped an arm around Nayeon, then felt some moisture on her shoulder.

"Are you crying unnie? Why are you crying? Oh it's ok..." Mina started to rock Nayeon back and forth repeating, "it's ok"

"It's just.... I'm sorry it got so bad, we really should have..... Noticed earlier. We should have said something." Nayeon said, practically sobbing. "I'm sorry Mina."

"It's ok unnie. It's fine. You've done so much for us, for the group, for me. You've done so much." Mina said.

Eventually Nayeon stopped crying. She pulled away and smiled. She then sniffed and said, "Hey did you know? I'm baby" Mina laughed, an elegant and beautiful sound. Nayeon laughed with her, thought considerably more wet sounding.

"Unnie, can you get me some ice cream?" Mina asked.

"Of course honey. Anything for you."

[seulgi-isa-baddy]

you funny as fuck

Crackhead Fic

This one is for @phantom-sniper :)

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Nayeon turned a corner in the dorm, running into Jeongyeon. “I’m baby,” was all that came from the rabbit-like woman. “I swear to god, Nayeon. You need to stop saying that.” Jeongyeon suddenly blushed at her own thoughts and scurried off quickly.

The next victims were the youngest two. “Hey Tzuyu, Chaeyoung, guess what?” She didn’t wait for a response. “I’m baby.” Chaeyoung shed a tear, snuggling into Tzuyu. The youngest shushed the scarred girl, trying to calm her down.

Jihyo managed to trick Nayeon into driving her to a therapist. Nayeon pulled up and read the sign. “No, I’m not getting fucking therapy. I’m baby, and that’s not ever going to change.”

The leader sighed, “It needs to change, you’re scaring the children and me. You’re fucking creepy.” Nayeon drove back to the dorm, angry. She walked into the younger members room, immediately walking back out after she saw Sana, Dahyun, and Momo fucking each other.

“Close the door next time cause I’m baby!” Nayeon yelled through the dorm. Sobs from Chaeyoung got louder, so as the three making love. Mina got up from under the dining table, alcohol in her left hand, and food in her right. “What the fuck, Nayeon? I’m on break and you pull this shit?”

“You know I’m baby, right?” Mina slapped Nayeon, “Go pull this bullshit with Blackpink and Red Velvet, because we don’t want to hear it.”

So Nayeon did what Mina said. She headed straight for the Blackpink dormitory. Once she reached the door and knocked on it, a note slipped out from under the dorm. We’re in YG’s dungeon, HELP. Nayeon shrugged, “I guess they’re busy.”

After learning that Blackpink was occupied with YG’s dungeon, she took her time getting over to Red Velvet’s place.

Nayeon knocked on their door, Yeri answering. “Hey, what’re you doing here?”

“My group kicked me out of the dorm because I’m baby, what should I do?” Nayeon sounded disappointed in herself. “You need help, my guy. They’re sad that you’ve changed into this ‘baby’ monster.”

“I guess you’re right, but what do I do about Blackpink? They’re busy with YG’s dungeon or whatever that is.” Yeri laughed. “Leave them be, Irene will get Jennie back one day or another.”

“My Jennie! Why isn’t she answering her phone? Yeri answer me right now!” Irene walked to the door. “Oh hey Nayeon, you know where Jennie is?”

“YG’s dungeon, have fun finding her.” Yeri laughed and Irene tripped over herself trying to get out of the doorway. “Go back and apologize.” The youngest member of Red Velvet suggested. “I guess you’re right.”

Nayeon goes back to her group’s dorm. Walking in she calls everyone to the living area. “I need to apologize.” She starts. “Not for being that baddest bitchy baby in town but for the issues I’ve caused being in this group.

“Just kidding! You fuckers think I’m done with this shit! Nah fam, you got more shit coming for you! Especially you Jihyo for trying to send me to a fucking mentality thingy!” The group facepalmed and walked out with their bags, leaving Nayeon alone, talking to herself in the mirror.

“I’m baby, no. I’m baby, no. I’m baby, that’s more like it.” Nayeon plopped down on the couch, watching compilations of herself on Youtube. “Look at me! I’m baby motherfuckers!”