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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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UESP asked people to name first ten tes characters that come to mind, what are yours?

Lifts-Her-Tail

Uriel Septim I

Uriel Septim II

Uriel Septim III

Uriel Septim IV

Uriel Septim V

Uriel Septim VI

Uriel Septim VII

Uriel Septim VIII

Scouts-Many-Marshes

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I cast thee out

Turns your in inside out so my out is now in and you're out in what was in

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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So now that there's a ceasefire between Iran and the Entity, we can conclude that Iran should have nukes so these trigger-happy bitches don't pull the same stunt again.

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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents

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Im almost finished fire emblem 3 houses but only bc apparently the black eagles route has several less chapters than the others and possibly cut content... many such cases

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they don't even conscript you in the usa come ON

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What regional swedish accent is youtuber The Kilian Experience anyway

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Ooh I put my laptop on top of my door keys and left it for like an hour... i gave myself the ol spicy keychain

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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Aw man as I child I was either told or assumed that Canada Geese came/stopped over here (Scotland) in the winter for inscrutable goose reasons from North America on some grand transatlantic flight... but I finally went to see if we knew exactly what region our local population came from and... its apparently a mostly distinct population who spend the rest of the year in, at furthest, eastern Greenland and/or Iceland. Which is still cool but its not quite as far as I'd always imagined. Its not even Canada... false advertising...

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you