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YES

I just woke up from a dream that I hit Deltoid with a truck

Good let me join you

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New vocal stim just dropped

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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why the fuck is there a weed strain named permanent marker

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Everyone talks about "horrorshow", but no-one talks about "eggiweg"

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Successfully escaped the Air Force without getting my head blown off by an M16, here are some more clockwork kitties to celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you guess who each of them is? :3

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Where am I bruh hahah

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Hey y'all currently trapped in an Air Force base lol if I get blown up by a tank tell my darling wife and discord kitten Alex DeLarge I love him haha

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Why does the fandom get accused of twinkifying Alex when he literally IS a twink in the movie? He's a skinny blue-eyed fuck with no real muscles to speak of. We're just saying it as is.

He does fit the bill but unfortunately he is one of the straightest men in fiction 💔

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A Clockwork Orange Cat

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high quality noise collection

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Stop giving it money

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The entirety of the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants lmao

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I'm shocked that it took the "Actions and Stuff" texture pack on Bedrock for people to realize that endermen are, in fact, hot. Late bloomers, I tell you.

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Non-Boring Environments that need Fantasy Representation

Tropical Rainforests

Scrubland/Dry Forests. For extra effect make them the sort that burn very often; some native plants never germinate until after a fire, and some animals not only rely on fire to smoke out prey, but may even start them themselves.

Savannas/Tropical Grasslands

Temperate Rainforests. I almost didn’t include this bc New Zealand is covered in them, and that’s where they filmed Lord of the Rings. But tbh, no one really knows about them, so it belongs here

Taiga Forests

Barren Tundra, perfect for some extreme seasonal dichotomy

Polar Ice Sheets

Desert-Grasslands (arguably the same as Scrubland but Australia’s good at adding its own twists)

Barren Desert

If you like Cacti, look at American Deserts like the Sonoran

Salt Flats

Soda Lakes and Alkaline Lakes

Madagascar’s Karst Limestone Formations

Madagascar’s Spiny Forests

Madagascar’s Baobab Forests

Madagascar’s Subhumid Forests (Madagascar is cool as hell ok)

Danxia Landforms

Badlands/Mountainous Deserts

Steppes and Highland Prairies

Flood Basalts

Newly-Formed Islands, still rife with Volcanic activity

Now for Underwater Environments, sure Coral Reefs are cool.

But there are SO MANY other kinds of environments for aquatic settings, it’s unbelievable:

Seaside Cliffs

Archipelagos. Not just Tropical Island chains like Polynesia (Moana anyone?) but also Coldwater Archipelagos like the Aleutians.

Tidal Flats

Bayous/Cypress Swamps

Tropical River Basins, AKA Seasonally Flooded Rainforests

Mangrove Swamps/Deltas/Beaches

Kelp Forests

The Open Ocean

Coastal Seabeds

Rocky Beaches with Tidepools

And there are a LOT more I could name but this post is already obscenely long as is, if you’d like to toss in your own go right ahead, but my point is if you limit yourself to European Deciduous Forests you’re a wimp.