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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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This is the tallest waterfall in the world

Multnomah Falls
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Viewing Woes Hollow with hindsight, it's great that Helena is the one laughing at the Eagan story. Helena, not Helly, a woman who was raised on this shit since childhood, see's its stupidity clear and while pretending to be Helly can get away with saying so.
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Having finished Severance, I now fully believe Helena talks to her innie that way because that's how her dad talks to her. It doesn't matter that you're unhappy with the life you've been given, it doesn't matter that you feel trapped. You are not a person. You belong to Lumon.
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My favourite moments from the Severance press tour so far:
- Adam Scott reminding people he’s hot.
- Ben Stiller laughing at “Gemma has suffered more than Jesus Christ.”
- Dichen Lachman reacting like “😐” to “Gemma has suffered more than Jesus Christ.”
- Gwendoline Christie’s maniacal laughter.
- Adam Scott shipping MarkHellyna, defending Helena Eagan and clapping for Britt Lower.
- Dan Erickson being entertained at the thought of Mark and Gemma getting divorced.
- Britt and Adam having insane chemistry even in photos.
- John Turtorro… wait a minute. 👀🤔 He’s not there.
- Britt’s outfits.
- Adam Scott and Dichen Lachman being unimpressed at people saying Helly looked at Gemma wrong. (Especially Adam.)
- People noticing Dichen Lachman is blonde irl even though I feel like she’s been blonde for a million years.
- Zach Cherry just vibing.
- Tramell Tillman leading a marching band.
- Everyone being jet lagged but still looking good.
That’s all I got for now. :)
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I think a nuclear bomb is gonna go off the first time they meet
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On the Severance podcast, they talked about this scene.
Adam and Britt were emotionally wrecked during the filming, which lasted most of the day. They couldn’t stop crying. When Ben Stiller walked over to give Britt notes, his eyes were full of tears while watching them.
Britt: “I remember it being an emotional day. The lights were low. It created a mood. It felt like there was an ending coming. It felt like we were working on this show for 4-5 years. I couldn’t stop crying. This was a goodbye scene.”
Adam: “I remember looking at the computer screen, and then I finally look over at you, Britt, and you were just a wreck — I felt very connected to you. We were just really in it. We were just really in the show. And it was our whole lives. This really meant a lot, this moment, we had to fucking… say goodbye. It was so sad.”
Britt: “It felt like time travelling to me. It was time travelling back in time and forward in time. At the same time. Imagining the first scene we ever shot at MDR. And then time travelling and imagining the last scene. And then it’s like I’m sixteen, now I’m my age, now I’m seventy…”
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The three horsemen of MarkHellyna
(I’d say four but Ben Stiller is absent)
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they’ve given me serious brain rot
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mark scout unfathomable psychological torture coming up next season yay! has his wife back but his literal other self is in love with the heiress of the company that’s responsible for her fake death. makes him yearn for her too whoops shouldn’t have started reintegrating pal. marriage lowkey failing (don’t say i didn’t call it), deep into alcoholism and is an avoidant cunt. yk what that means
markhelena hate sex ❤️
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Gwendoline Christie as Lorne - Severance 2x10 / Cold Harbor
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couldn't get this out of my head
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