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what if it was ur first day as new boss and ur best friend was dead and ur new hire/baby kept trying to kill herself in front of you so u had no choice but to fall in love with her forever. That’s what happens without a robust culture of HR training
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#something something this would be a prized work of Lumon artwork#innies and outies and switching sides#never touching#always perfectly separated#meanwhile we know the sound of the ruckus above (the moving wires) would be symbolic of the Lumon higher ups and their bs.
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milchick lighting study
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they once had nothing to lose and now they have everything. love the way he holds her hand, the way he strokes it with his thumb. innie mark’s love is so precious, im crying. how can someone love this much? we have to protect innie mark. hellyna really needs his love... like really there is not a single moment that i don't think about the fact that they are each other's whole world. i will continue to think about them until the new season comes out!!!!
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When the show's main story ends, can we just get like a season of fluff? Helly deserves it.
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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
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I've been thinking about this for two days, and I forgot to add, he realizes he's switched when Helly starts to undo his belt buckle. Like, to him he's in the midst of escaping Lumon, it's not an opportune time to have his pants off for any reason. It's logic that kicks in, not lust leaving. Especially because in My Version, there is just CRAZY UST the entire time he's with Helly.
severance has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by making innie mark and helly turn into their outies in the middle of a kiss
#He's on the severed floor but can't be found out to be an outie especially with the Innie Revolt#she has to be basically his chaperone and be his guide so like a lot of that Fake Relationship trope#Except is it really fake? because only oMark isn't on board yet#at some point she takes oMark to leave via the elevator#he gets in the elevator - almost gets out to kiss her like Helly did before the OTC - he hesitates and doors close#he switches into iMark who is confused#doors open and he realizes that this is the other side of the elevator and his eyes well up - he knows this means he's separated from Helly#Judd is confused why he isn't getting out#mark leans out of the elevator puts his keycard in the outside slot to go back down.#like what would he do in the locker room anyway? he doesn't even know which one is his#none the less judd finds this weird and Mark can see Judd starting to make a phone call before the doors close#he switches back into oMark - who is confused by the tears on his face suddenly#then the doors open and he's still on the severed floor - so now the tears are his#he and helly both understand this means iMark sent him back down.#tearfully he says “I want to go home. I want to see my wife.”#helly - who is trying her damnedest to keep her shit together - says “Welcome to Severance Mark”#and now after this and spending time with severed people - he finally sees the full picture of what Severance does to a person.#and we know that a version of Mark *is* home with his wife on the severed floor so theres a sort of irony there.
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Alternatively, only Mark switches, and that's how oMark meets Helly. There's chemistry, a lot of it, so much so he doesn't realize he's switched at first. But when he does realize, it makes Helly realize it, but they stay stay pressed into each other for few seconds of post make out panting, and post switch confusion. He glances down he realizing he's at maybe 75% mast, and backs away with an embarrassed "Sorry." Meanwhile Helly's dealing with her lover basically dying in her arms.
severance has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by making innie mark and helly turn into their outies in the middle of a kiss
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i'm so sorry, i walked marginally more than a mile in your shoes. my understanding of you has subsumed my own consciousness, i am you to a greater extent than you ever were, and you are merely a simulacrum to the true you, which is me.
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thinking about the character in peril or perhaps some sort of pain...
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you have a disgusting "true love" fetish
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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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Just realized that Helly doesn't know Mark is the one who found her in the elevator and essentially saved her since she never woke up when the elevator went down again
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it is entirely possible for two adults to have amazing chemistry but not actually be fucking.
it is entirely possible for adults to be in consenting non-monogamous relationships.
it is entirely possible for adults to leave long-term partners if they feel they are no longer the right fit.
but the most important thing to remember is:
it is entirely possible for celebrities to see what fans are saying about them online and for them to be extremely uncomfortable and put off by it because it is NONE OF ANYONE’S BUSINESS BUT THOSE INVOLVED.
the F in RPF stands for F I C T I O N. the second you start trying to bring those real people into your FICTIONAL world, you are crossing a very solid line that has been in place since the olden days of fandom.
so fucking STOP 🙂
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