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enough.

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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Dick: Does anyone have any suggestions?

Jason: Why dont we shoot the Joker?

Dick: How that will help us in an alien invasion?

Jason: It would be really funny

Dick:

Dick: Works for me, add it to the list!

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Hi internet humans! My name is Salem, im a 4 y.o black cat. If you’re here reading this, you must already love me right? Well let me tell you abit about me

My full name is Salem Wolfgang Miller and i live with my dad in Philadelphia. My (human) dad helped my (cat) mom give birth to me on August 6, 2021. I was the first born, so the first to be spoiled. My other siblings found homes but i get to stay with my dad in *my* nice one bedroom apartment as the only kitty here! Its like living in a mansion!

My dad takes really good care of me and feeds me lots of treats! But that’s what humans are for right? Sometimes i have to yell at him and tell him to rush my breakfast but he’s good enough to keep around for when i need head rubs. He gives the best ones!! And in return, i give him a a head butt sometimes. Its the most i can do for him.

I hope you enjoy my amazingly handsome photos and videos my dad will be uploading cause i dont have thumbs to do it myself. I’m a cute black kitty that gets into some interesting adventures, so follow along!

You can find my dad over @sailor-moon-simp and as he would say GO BIRDS!🗣️

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Has this been done yet?💀

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Hey yall! I started a YouTube channel, you don’t have to check it out if you dont want to. But I’ve got a few videos up there already!!🤪

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WHY TF DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME WE FUCKING DID IT?! WE FOUGHT FOR THIS SHIT AND WE WON!!

You bet your fucking ass im gonna be in that theatre as much as i can!! Yall dont know how fucking bad i wanted this shit to come out!! I literally got back into drawing cause of Wile E Coyote!!

Thank you Ketchup entertainment!!! I’ll give you all my organs if you want them!

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I got tired and went onto photoshop and my friend told me to post what I made so

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HAPPY 4/20 YALL!! And easter or whatever Imfaoo😂😂 Hope yall get to take that walk before dinner i hope everyone has a great day celebrating however you spend the day💕

Me personally? Ima smoke this joint😶‍🌫️ and do shrooms later🍄 Its finna get crazy in this jawn! But it should be fun!!

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Yeah im into comics for the plot.

The plot:

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The switch 2 better bring back Kid Icarus im not fucking playin with them

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Happy Superman Day everyone!! I spent today watching Man of Steel, reading some All Star Superman, chatting about Supes to my friends and wearing my new Superman hoodie🥰

Tonight I’ll be watching some Superman animated movies and continuing All Star Superman!

Superman has given me hope and excitement. Something to look forward to, something to “Look Up” to (see what i did there😉) and i may not have always been a Superman fan, but i found him when i needed him the most and i think that says something. And im excited to keep learning, reading and experiencing Superman. I hope to keep falling in love with him, and maybe one day my boyfriends will kiss in a comic🤣

Im so excited for the movie and i hope everyone had a great Superman day!

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From the Sonic The Hedgehog Joke book by Ladybird Books. Support us on Patreon

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Got a new Superman action figure today, so i decided to have a mini photo shoot with him! Think i might take him out with my professional camera soon

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My life is spiraling into a deep depressing void and i don’t see an end to it… well time to jerk off about it