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u already know what the heck is goin on

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Until the last minute, I stood there facing off against this calvary charge which is really scary. We were a bit annoyed because I think everyone’s going to think it was CGI and it wasn’t. - Kit Harington

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As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

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summary of the harry potter series

harry: guys something's up

everyone: ah u're just paranoid

voldemort: hello children time for death

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human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot: you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

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does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

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-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

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i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

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Me, every time I see pizza. (via thesharkbyter)

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i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

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im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

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*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

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Men have been releasing private info for years on women for reasons far less than them disagreeing with or calling them names... (one place specifically comes to mind- a dark web site where people will post either nudes or other sexual photos of either women they know or have private info for & release it alongside the photo) nobody has blinked an eye... cuz that's "just how the world is"

Now someone releases contact info over petty online fights-something that is far more unlikely to bring any real problems to the other party-and people are deciding to get all up in arms over this??? Not saying that it's *not* wrong for her to do, but please readjust your priorities, guys.

I did some digging up into a certain professor with a Tumblr blog.