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scott smajor has a public tumblr now so does

does that

does that mea

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there’s also an actual smp being made. we’re streaming it on discord. come join us

back in october 2020, with only a few hundred active members, mcytblr spontaneously organized their own election cycle after one person posted a meme.  in one night, there were over 5 different parties campaigning, each of which consisted of a president and vice president.  the election went on for weeks.  there was even internal press coverage.  eventually, a vote was held and a leader was declared.

fast forward 7 months.  there are over a thousand active members in dsmpblr alone.  one unsuspecting post from an outsider falls onto our dashes.  in less than 24 hours, Penis SMP, an smp born completely from dsmpblr’s collective imaginations, trends at number 3 on the Hellsite.  this entirely fictional minecraft server is complete with an entire cast of characters and Lore.  there’s even fanart.

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sexypenismp my old friend. how have you been

we have achieved godhood

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do y’all still stream? i’m telling my S/O who’s not on tumblr about the PenisSMP and i’m curious if y’all do

yes we do! we actually had a lore stream on the discord server yesterday, vods of that and of previous streams will eventually be uploaded to youtube :)

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hm. sure it isn’t :)

WAIT PENISMP ISNT REAL ??????

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thanks to Wilbur Soot for the shoutout :]

(or something idk i don’t actually know what happened :)

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RED ALERT

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come join the penis smp server. it’s a fun time unironically https://discord.gg/JrAyvDH68y

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Are you telling me that a joke we dsmp fans made, got journalists in on this and got us on wikipedia? W h a t

yeah lol

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WE ARE ON FUCKING WIKIPEDIA

it has been done

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go read now

https://www.polygon.com/22607840/minecraft-meme-dream-smp-penis-smp-explained

mooommmm i’m famous on the internet

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So, penis smp enjoyers

This is a thing

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guys pls i promise we’re alive we’re just busy fucking shittyfartybaby69 <3

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glad we’re all having a great time here <3

alright so, we all know about my dreams of milfboss!ranboo. it’s a finely established facet of our community. but, prepare for my newest and arguably worst idea: penisunavailable doesn’t have a real schlong. there’s a reason his name is what it is.

but,,, what if he had an earth cock. a stick covered in moss that he superglues to the appropriate dick area. eh? eh?

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who are you. when did i follow you. what is penis smp.

judgment day draws near. when you find yourself before the ones who saw it fit to let you walk this universe, will you be able to justify the space you've filled?

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alright so, we all know about my dreams of milfboss!ranboo. it’s a finely established facet of our community. but, prepare for my newest and arguably worst idea: penisunavailable doesn’t have a real schlong. there’s a reason his name is what it is.

but,,, what if he had an earth cock. a stick covered in moss that he superglues to the appropriate dick area. eh? eh?