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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

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Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

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Reblog if your tumblr is your nasty little secret 😏

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April 2022: Prime Minister Scott Morrison is filmed tackling a child in a non-contact game of soccer. This was extra embarrassing given he had suggested children's sport needed protecting from trans people only a week before.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Paolo Sebastian “Persephone”

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

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gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

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the 2024 met gala theme will be ovid's metamorphosis to respect the importance of greek classicalism in fashion aesthetic principles of construction. lil nas x will be dressed as actaeon's hounds, a metaphor for the punishment of black men's existence being seen as predatory. kylie jenner will wear a crimped taffeta toga. florence welch will be in dior as medusa, veiled and weeping. she is a statement about the destruction of intent and story in the face of achronistic politics: medusa can't be a monster if she's a woman, medusa can't be a woman if she's a monster. drake wears a tailored black suit with a black tie and white shirt. seventeen different women dress as botticelli's venus in some form and rip each other to shreds in rage and divine madness, watched over by dionysus, who is dressed as jack black

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it's cute 🥰

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Princess who needs constant attention and validation 🤝 Daddy who enjoys giving praises and showering Princess with affection!

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