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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

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if i was a knight in medieval times i would be the guy who dies a gruesome probably accidental death that ruins the whole tourney for everyone

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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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conspiracy theorists: "the government is murdering children so the elites can live forever by drinking child blood!"

actual corporations and government agencies and religious institutions: "we love murdering children for entirely mundane reasons such as profit and racism and homophobia! Here's a bunch of mass graves we filled with all the children we murdered! Teehee oopsie"

leftists: "hey so the CIA admitted to murdering people on behalf of a fruit company. look. here's the official statement where they said they did it. Maybe the US is an evil empire?"

conspiracy theorists: "haha as if. clearly that's a distraction from what's REALLY going on. communist wackjob."

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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

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It makes me happy when they listen

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when the whole house got the autism

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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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