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schlls-shnangans

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

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???

https://www.amazon.com/There-Magic-Inside-Called-Foodie/dp/B072Q1M3TX/ref=pd_d0_recs_v2_cwb_193_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=0EFDJC7TM8CW1HM8T8Z3

there are like literally hundreds of shirts that are about as completely fucking bananas as this one, i can submit more but none of my screenshots have the price/item name in em so it may not save any time lmao

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I’VE GOTTEN THIS ON THREE OF MY BLOGS NOW WHY

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Dennys stop

There once was a kid named Wallace who was dragged along to some awful restaurant with his parents. When the waiter took everyone’s order, Wallace ordered a turkey sandwich. But it came with a side, so the waiter asked Wallace if he wanted “soup or salad?” Now, Wallace had never been asked this question by a waiter before, and to his ears it sounded like he was saying, “super salad?” To which Wallace responded, “yes please.” Because who would turn down a super salad? It’s super. So the waiter repeated his question, “no, soup OR salad?” and Wallace again said, “yes please.” This went on for some time until Wallace’s father stopped the cyclical conversation and explained with better diction the difference in what was being asked of him. Wallace felt embarrassed. His cheeks flushed red. He meekly replied, “oh, salad, I guess.” Later he’d go on to create the world’s foremost super salad, as big as an entire mansion. And then he lived in it. And never spoke to anyone ever again. Actually, is he alright in there? Someone should check on him.

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Dennys are you okay?

this old man he played one he played knick-knack on my bun with a knick-knack patty whack...

AND I WAS LIKE HEY OLD MAN GET AWAY FROM MY BURGER!!

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The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

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Oui. Non stop. For months. It's getting quite bothersome.

*waves from up north, voice unbelievably echoey and distant* Hey!! -canada-shenanigans

*She calls back* Bonjour, Matthew! How are you?

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*waves from up north, voice unbelievably echoey and distant* Hey!! -canada-shenanigans

*She calls back* Bonjour, Matthew! How are you?

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APH England: How do I look?

APH France: Amazing. How do I look?

APH England: Normal. Ugly.

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It says "I Love Pennies" For some reason

“俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ。”

-– APH Japan

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Oh Japan why

“俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ。”

-– APH Japan

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APH Russia: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control 95 percent of the wealth? APH America: I’m defending a country where people can think, and act, and worship any way they want!

APH Russia: Can not.

APH America: Can too.

APH Russia: Can not!

APH America: Can too!

APH France: Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Alfred’s right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Ivan’s got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

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APH America: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

APH Germany: No.

APH America: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?

APH Germany: No.

APH America: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?

APH Germany: Yes, I have.

APH America: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?

APH Germany: No!

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APH America: Okay, here’s the plan. Have you seen Home Alone?

APH England: Alfred, no.

APH America: Just one booby trap.

APH England: Alfred

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APH Vietnam: Hong Kong, come with me.

APH China: Hong Kong, you will do no such thing.

APH Vietnam: I am trying to help Macau with something and I need Hong Kong.

APH China: Oh, very well, you may have him. Have him back in an hour, though.

APH Hong Kong: My God, I’ve been traded.

APH Vietnam: Thanks for the lovely peasant.

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Did I just not die when I got killed?

-APH America during his first battle (via incorrecthetaliaquotes)

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APH South Italy: Fancy meeting you here again.

APH Germany: I was thinking about your grandpa who I respected a lot.

APH South Italy: My grandpa was a psychopath.

APH Germany: Yeah, well he’s dead now, so we’re supposed to like him.