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One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

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Crying at this description by the New York Times of what happens at a ritual.

Like they're not wrong but it's so silly

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THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS

A CURIOUS CAT

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Did ya hear the word?

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The focal point of a bedroom is a beehive-shaped fireplace. The walls are ornamented with a plaster relief of vines, roses, and canaries.

Private Palm Beach - Tropical Style, 1992

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what made u guys pick ur url's !

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my observation from 2 months of kittens

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Y'all I got to this airport at 2:30 PM

Connecting flight was supposed to leave at 5:30 PM

Got delayed until 8:30 PM

At 9 PM, we got stuck on the runway

At 10 PM, they told us we had to go back and switch planes

At 11 PM they cancelled the flight

New flight is at 6 AM

I am TIRED

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Shoutout to the person wearing the Pokey shirt at the Denver airport

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🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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I thought y'all might like to see Niagara Falls lit up for Pride.

Hope you had a good one!

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Here in SD we make fun of Zonies (people from Arizona, derogatory) just like how everyone else in New England hates on the Massholes, except I think the Massholes would hate Zonies too but then again Massholes hate everyone sooo that's normal

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic