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Bro what you mean the same physics that made the planets orbit the sun in mostly the same plane is the same physics that italians use to spin pizza dough

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Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

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people who hate brood parasites and call them cruel and evil I am feeding your socks to the goats. you're weak and you don't deserve the cuckoos or the cowbirds or the whydahs or the dirt beneath my crocs. learn to not assign moral value to animals or their evolutionary strategies and appreciate the sight of a small parent and their much bigger different-species child like God fucking intended

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in undertale, if you agree to get dinner with sans at the mtt hotel, he tells you a story about his first time meeting toriel while this song plays:

in the most recent deltarune chapter, toriel tells us that she ducked into sans’ shop after it started raining, and we meet them like, well,

and what’s the song that plays after the rain stopped?

sans isn’t just telling us about his first time connecting with toriel in undertale, he’s remembering the first time he connected with her in deltarune, too. man, it’s going to be so heartbreaking to see them torn apart 🥺

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

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if a sims movie is truly being made, i want it to be a horror movie where they do not acknowledge being sims and there is no evidence of them being sims except that they speak simlish and have plumbobs. i want ladders disappearing from pools and strangers breaking into houses and random basement prisons and people catching on fire while making macaroni. the whole thing must be in simlish with subtitles like a foreign film. that’s the only way you’ll get me to watch it.

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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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pure love

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