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will you ever draw anything homestuck related again?

Okay but I haven’t read it in 4 years and I can’t be bothered to look up a reference image so this is what you’re getting.

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This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

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“Trending subreddits are determined based on a variety of activity indicators.”

so you go to porn subreddits eh?

also what is this post trying to prove? that you subbed to r/publicmasterbation AND r/politics?

obviously the joke here is that you “can’t take reddit seriously because just XD look what two posts are right next to each other!!” but you’re the one who intentionally subscribed to those two completely independent subreddits so something like this would happen

it’s really not that funny

it’s like you’re trying so hard to slander reddit and put reddit at the butt of the joke, but you had to make an account there so you could sub to r/publicmasturbation.

also either their system is broken because “(which are also limited to safe for work communities for now).” or you photoshopped it to have cringy, yet real subreddits show up there

who knows, but this post is bad

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my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time

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Dude stop commenting on posts your not funny and tbh you're ruining my dashboard

“unfollow me lol”

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except the post with that header was a joke post about sausage party you fucking fools

you literally just WANT somebody to actively hate

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what’s wrong with free water though? you got a problem?

obviously if he wasn’t willing to pay for your ticket why would you ask him to get you water and EXPECT him to buy a bottle of water?

all I’m saying is that water thing is bullshit and your fault for having expectations he proved he wasn’t going to meet

So it’s our first date right? I put on a cute little sundress, sandals, and a denim jacket and I am on my way.

So I show up to Starbucks, where we were meeting, and I see this very hairy, very large man wearing clothes that do not fit him.

I walk over thinking, “okay, don’t judge him based off his looks, maybe he’s a good guy.” He finally notices me and just continues staring. He continues sitting down without shaking my hand or hugging me or anything of the sort and says (before even a hello), “wow, you overdressed.”

Stunned at his bluntness, I stared at him until finally he asked if I’d like to go see a movie.

On the way to the movie, I realized I forgot my wallet but eh I figured he’d probably pay. It is a date after all, right?? Wrong.

We walk up to the box office and he asks for one ticket ONE TICKET for whatever movie we were seeing. Clearly embarrassed, I turned to him, explained the situation and asked if he could buy my ticket and I’d pay him back after the movie was over. He rolls his eyes, turns to the box office woman and goes, “we’ll be right back.”

Then, he turns to me and says, “Let’s go get your wallet.”

We walk to my car and grab my wallet. I probably should’ve left at this point, but I was trying to keep an open mind.

Finally, we get into the movie theaters and he asks if I want anything from the concessions stand. I ask him for a bottle of water so naturally, he asks the worker for a CUP of water. Cup. Free.

Anyways, we get into the movie with my free cup of water and we sit down. He decides to hold my hand with his sweaty hairy hand and without previews even starting yet, puts my hand on his dick.

I immediately jump up, yell, “FAMILY EMERGENCY” and run out.

He then proceeds to text me asking if we can at least make out a bit. When I say no, he replies, “Your loss.”

Is it though? Is it really? Hahaha.

Literally cheapest, most disgusting date I’ve ever been on.

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or you could enjoy something for your own reason and not have your mind changed because you read 4 sentences about why it’s Not So Good

how could your mind be changed so easily?

does anyone else ever unintentionally read a negative review of something you rly like and you have to consciously make an effort not to internalize it and trick yourself into hating the thing you loved 2 seconds ago

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listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

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it’s called: acting

a bizarre concept, I know, but not everything you see somebody doing is actually reality. people pretend to do or feel certain things. sometimes they even get a LOT of people who act, hey let’s call them.... uh actors!, they get a bunch of these actors together and record them acting with each other and then sell tickets to go see the recording in a nice comfy chair to people who aren’t “actors”

I’m glad I could educate somebody about the wonders of this whole Acting thing

Do you ever just feel overcome by utter astonishment & disbelief that people even demand proof that porn is harmful in the first place? Like here are thousands upon thousands of videos showing 25 men penetrating one woman in her vagina, anus, & mouth, calling her a dirty slut & a cum bucket, & ejaculating on her face & body while she grimaces or cries, but what do you mean this is misogynistic? Rape & abuse, haha what are you talking about, she loves it! Why don’t you PROVE these negative effects, huh?? But even when you do show them all the research, statistics, & testimonies in the world, they don’t care. It’s like people’s brains just fall out of their heads when it comes to porn.

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I wondered why I found this movie so visually pleasing…

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I just got BLOCKED because I said that dragon age 2 is shit

this is the Best Moment of my Internet Career

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yo artorias lookin’ fine

The Black Swordsman by Nefillim.devianta… on @deviantART Berserk

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except for the blatantly neon lights on top of the kaiju’s heads, that movie is as dull, drab, and gray as any given action movie I have no idea what you’re talking about

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

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I don’t think any of that is true

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#dragon age 2 was VERY good

>implying dragon age 2 isn’t horrible shit

PC Gamer says Dark Souls 3 is as good as Dragon Age 2