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Unfortunate. I hope you hear wonderful and true things in your life. The malfunction of the senses is a terrible thing.

Your eyes lie to you. They tell you that someone is gross because of how they look. Trust your nose and your ears more than your eyes.

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Bust trust your ears more than your nose. Your ears are the most trustworthy sense I think.

Your eyes lie to you. They tell you that someone is gross because of how they look. Trust your nose and your ears more than your eyes.

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Your eyes lie to you. They tell you that someone is gross because of how they look. Trust your nose and your ears more than your eyes.

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A young boy spends time with his father and ends up in a lightning storm so electric he has to hide in an abandoned house alone. Dreams of ancient gods, old and forgotten, plague him even in his waking hours. He's pretty sure that the world is ending.

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ive brought it up before but the idea of a sonic.exe variant thats incompetent is so funny to me for some reason. you download the file and hes still not finished with all of the levels when you come in. if you go too fast his little sonicsona with bloody eyes shows up to ask you to slow down. all of the assets he's using are ripped off DA sprite sheets. his player messages are written in default aerial red text. you softlock the game without even trying and you hear sobbing from the disc drive. his boss fight plans were so ambitious but he gets too embarrassed and just lets you go without taking your soul or anything

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ive brought it up before but the idea of a sonic.exe variant thats incompetent is so funny to me for some reason. you download the file and hes still not finished with all of the levels when you come in. if you go too fast his little sonicsona with bloody eyes shows up to ask you to slow down. all of the assets he's using are ripped off DA sprite sheets. his player messages are written in default aerial red text. you softlock the game without even trying and you hear sobbing from the disc drive. his boss fight plans were so ambitious but he gets too embarrassed and just lets you go without taking your soul or anything

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I'm getting over a cold, and man, I am on something today. After sleeping for 2 days straight, I feel like if I don't like run or something, I am going to explode.

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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This is rapidly becoming my favourite brand of reaction video to see

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I've found all 4 eqg movies on YouTube recently. Highly recommend watching them all.

TIL the first two equestria girls movies are just on youtube, for completely free. you can just watch them right now.

theyre out of order for some reason (first film begins at 1:10:31) but there has never been a better time to watch if you havent already

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I wish dwk uploaded more of his music. Or if he has i can't find it. I've found three of his SoundCloud profiles but I've heard a few songs on his Tonkatsu Sinclair streams that I can't find anywhere else. Its frustrating because im a huge fan.

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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.

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bad

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have you considered being like a mother to your actual fucking children

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