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raise your hand if you’re a spanish speaker who has felt personally victimised by tolkien’s use of ñ ✋

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the Herald of Manwë :)

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yes, this even applies to u mfs who use ai to generate prompts or “have ideas”. USE YOUR BRAIN!! USE YOUR BRAIN! THAT THING IN YOUR HEAD? FUCKING USE THEM

If you use AI for literally anything from art to writing, etc. you’re a talentless, lazy, fucking waste of space and I condemn you for taking away attention and respect from those who do have more practice and experience within those areas then you will ever fucking have in your entire life.

Don’t ever call yourself an artist or a writer if you have to rely on a FUCKING MACHINE TO DO THE WORK FOR YOU!

Fuck off. There’s never an excuse for AI, never. So don’t come at me with your bullshit excuses because my views on you are concrete and true and you hate being called out for what you truly are; talentless, unoriginal and fucking lazy.

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unlocking fear of thunderstorms in my twenties sure is a new experience

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I think you should get into Zenless Zone Zero(aka ZZZ) but I don’t play and really know it but some of the characters are fine asf. I wouldn’t say some of the characters would be a type, like one of the characters is a legit bear (but some of males make me act up) I think you don’t have to play it, I’d do research ^^ if you don’t find yourself getting into zzz, it’s fine!

(Check out one of the characters. HIS NAME IS KOMANO MANATO. HE’S SO FWINEEEE 😩)

bbygurl my ohone is barely handling wuwa alone, i cant handle zzz as well😭

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YOU 🫵 Turned me into a Yautja fucker 🫵 I hope you’re happy with yourself 🫵 (/lh /pos)

i dunno what the tone words mean except for the affectionate piece of shit and i am extremely happy abt turning u into a yautja fucker. aye anon🙂‍↕️

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bohemian summer

9 hours but at least I made myself a new profile picture

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i know that anduril was probably commissioned to have those things carved on its blade by aragorn himself, but elrond is the lord and he could have potentially had some says in the design too. in this case, seven stars? really? lord elrond, youre not exactly making the allegation of being a fëanorian defender and apologist easier to deflect

even the professor admitted that legolas was a weird dude

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even the professor admitted that legolas was a weird dude

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first post when i log into tumblr dot com

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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Things the Silmarillion elves find adorable about a human reader

After surveying the recurring elves of this blog, here are seven things they find adorable about humans:

Waving Greeting

Maedhros froze the first time you did it. Across the military camp, you excitedly waved at him. Raising your arm high, you waved, smiling broadly, and your elf froze in his path. For a fleeting moment, he thought it must be someone else you were so happy to greet. But no. It was him. With unpracticed-stiff movements, he raised his own arm and waved back. He watched as laughter bubbled out of you, and you ran to him, leaving him utterly dumbfounded yet his heart leaping out of his chest.

Baggy Clothing

Glorfindel tries not to stare, but by Elbereth, it is hard. Drowning in his robes, you look utterly adorable. The way the sleeves flow down your arms, completely covering your hands, and how the fabric pools around your feet, it’s enough to make him squeal. He worries briefly that you might trip, but for now, he’s too busy enjoying the sight. Picking you up in his arms, he resists the urge to squeeze you, mindful of the last time he tried and how poorly that ended for him. Still, his heart aches at how endearing you look, swallowed by the robes that were never quite meant for you.

Breathless Laughter

The entire palace can hear it. Yet this does not stop the subtle smile it puts on everyone’s face. Sitting across from you, Finrod watches you wheeze with laughter, clutching your stomach as you fall off your chair. Your face is red, your eyes brimming with tears. “I think I peed a little,” you whisper through giggles as your friend continues laughing uncontrollably. Finrod loves the sight of such unrestrained joy, raw, rugged happiness amid marred lands. How wonderful it must be, he thinks, to express joy so freely.

Apologizing to Inanimate Objects

It’s not the first time Maeglin has seen you do this. Bumping into a corner, you mutter a quick “Sorry,” rubbing your arm as though the object could feel pain. Wooden crates, rocks, curtains, tables, nothing escapes your apologies, and Maeglin secretly adores it. It’s such an absentminded habit, and yet it speaks volumes about your nature. There is, however, one exception: when you stub your toe on something. Then, your mouth lets loose with the vocabulary of a seasoned sailor. Much to his dismay (and secret delight), Maeglin finds even this utterly endearing. But there’s absolutely no way he’s telling you that. He keeps that fondness locked away where you’ll never uncover it.

Love for Blankets

Fingon has trekked across the Helcaraxe. He knows the cold and understands the precious value of warmth. Yet, his appreciation pales in comparison to yours. He absolutely loves your ritual of joy at the sight of your bed. The way you jump into your blankets, rubbing your feet together, scrunching your eyes shut, and giggling. It’s a sight he never tires of. On nights when he gets to witness this, Fingon even mimics your antics, despite not feeling the cold himself. He delights in how you grin and snuggle into him, often followed by your sneaky attempt to press your freezing feet against his. Though he feigns annoyance, he treasures every moment of it.

Physical Touch

Beleg smiles broadly the moment you enter a room. Without fail, your eyes scan the space until they find him, and then you make your way over to sit beside him. Every. Single. Time.

He loves how humans gravitate toward physical closeness, finding contentment in proximity alone. Unlike elves, who feel bonds through senses, heartbeats, or thoughts, you seek him out with pure will. Every time you do, Beleg can’t help but put his arms around you, squeezing you in a way he’s seen you do to him. And when you hum contentedly, he melts just a little more.

Baby Voice

Celegorm can’t help but laugh at the way your voice softens when you bend down to pet Huan. Every time you see the hound, you greet him with exaggerated enthusiasm, “Who’s a goob boy?” Celegorm has, on several occasions, reminded you that Huan is older than your grandfather, older than your entire kind, in fact. Yet this knowledge hasn’t dimmed your excitement one bit. Your bubbly tone, the kisses on Huan’s paws, the endless stream of pets, Celegorm finds it both amusing and endearing. Much to your credit, Huan is completely putty in your hands.

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nobu do u wanna see some GROWN MAN CHERRY TOMATOES :]

YES PLEASE

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as much as i love to be a valiant hero in middle earth/beleriand, were overlooking the fact that a teleported modern human reader will bring so much needed chaos and whimsy to the elves and heroes

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book of wuthering waves

OKAY SO since both my friends and likely many other wuwa players will need this, ive made a doc with the terms (and lore but thats a wip so far) so here it is :D the only terms not included are resonance ability, resonance skill etc. but those are explained pretty well in the game early on so i dont think its necessary

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Holy shit… please…take this quiz…

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Summer Escapade ☀️ 🏖️

(Since kuro is not giving summer themes for the boys, i gotta do it myself i guess 😆 😤)

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BUBU HELP ME WITH INCUBUS TYPE SONGS FOR IVAN THE MF

AH OH SHIT UHHHHH IM KINDA BAD WITH IT BUT

bathroom bitch by HOLYCHILD (hypersexuality song)

bitch by allie x

two faced lovers by hatsune miku

EVERYTHING by luluyam

city lights (bonus instrumental)

runway walk (bonus)

grind me down (jawster remix)

your love by she wants revenge

tear you apart by she wants revenge

partition by beyonce

sao paulo by weeknd

government hooker by lady gaga

love game by lady gaga (most songs by mother would fit i think)

bloody kisses by type o negative

pornstar by nessa barrett (literally him)

monster by lady gaga (get it?)

i felt new love by mag.lo

me papa que e pop

for your entertainment by adam lambert (cant believe i grew up with this song)

flesh by simon curtis

super psycho love by simon curtis

a little bit harder now by she wants revenge

sick bitch (anal house remix) (just listen to the lyrics. the beats are good too)

automotive bibi bigosa by baby bibidoll

sex money feelings die by lykke li

MASA works design is problematic but some of their songs have very sexual meanings, lyrics etc. try some of their songs. in fact, try a lot of Vocaloid songs

and ye, these are all songs i have in my playlist that would hopefully give off hypersexual or very sexual vibes and stuff. these are all i got