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the contrast of kris/player relationship between routes is absolutely hilarious
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When you and the unknown entity possessing your soul are on the same wavelength
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nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
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I’m so tired I can’t even tell if this is funny but my half asleep brain found the idea of it hilarious
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The Nightlord
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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