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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
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Getting really sick of all the "There's No Place Like Chrome" ads on youtube. There's Firefox. Firefox saves your passwords. Firefox autofills things if you want. Firefox also does things that Chrome doesn't like allow adblockers, and it does not mine your data and sell your information for advertising purposes. Google is really trying to push people to use Chrome so they can take as much data from users as possible in order to make as much money as possible and it's borderline sinister.
Anyway, download Firefox.
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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
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Music is awful. Destroy it.
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~ 劣等上等 BRING IT ON ! ~ ☆
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I mean.....
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Bullies try and give me shit for using too many cremes and moisturizers but their punches slide off harmlessly and I slip-slide away down the halls like an oily little penguin 
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bees?
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Donnie finally have real eyebrows
(For now is just tiny brows cuz they are still growing btw)
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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane
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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
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don’t forget, it’s ok to do what you need to take care of yourself
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