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autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

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Y’all remember that one scene from The Good Place? 😐

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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wonder if there's any significance to Gwen saying "now as you can see, I am very busy" numerous times while doing fuck knows what like her shitty shit cousin from another dimension Elias

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First post! I'm relistening to this podcast for the fourth time and I still can't get enough of it. Couldn't help myself and drew them

(if colours seem off blame my terrible laptop screen)

(I'm also on insta as @/no.noah.for.dinner)

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"Jon became a monster over time", "he's feeding on people's suffering" etc etc NO. I think his biggest red flag is that he doesn't like Hungarian food

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What if Jon found out about Georgie and Melanie a really horrible way?

(This is the spiritual successor to my first Daisira post, eat up my childrenn)

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So yeah MAG 92 where do I even begin? That's a rhetorical question, of course I'll start by losing my mind over Elias😌

I wanted some villainous monologues and smug behaviour and oh boy did he deliver.

Calling the police way before anybody actually got there, taking the time to record a random statememt while waiting, generally just admitting to every crime without a care in the world, goading Daisy to shoot him, calling of the police again and casually mentioning that if he dies they all die.

Man is out here playing 4D chess while the rest of the characters haven't even figured out what the game it is yet, actually feels kinda unfair😭

When Daisy called him a weird little freak at the start of the season she did not know just how right she was. Like what a freaking drama queen but I fear I love him. I'm sure he's going to commit many atrocities in the future and I for one can't wait!

But enough of that, the episode was quite a game changer! Now everybody is on the same page as Jon and knows pretty much everything so that will make for a really interesting dynamic going forward.

I also love that we are diving deeper into the people who serve the fear beings this season. Between Mike and that flame lady it's quite intriguing so see people who actually chose this fate and seem to be enjoying it. I do wonder how Jon is going to develop from here, especially with him asking if he's still human

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“ohhh when the twelve ep anime has a beach episode, a sick episode, a festival episode and a confession scene” FUCK YOU. when the 200 episode long eldrich horror podcast has a bug sex episode, at least two different cults running in the background, a couple “surprisingly nothing goes wrong” episodes, a confession that is never explicit, fluffy cows and the literal apocalypse in the same episode, and BY GOD does it have a Finale.

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i draw them too much

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he's like... a human rat. love it.

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Hob's happy to have his friend back and a name to put to the face.

Dream is... having regrets.

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When your a**hole boss can literally see everything except when you're getting some, evidently

(The eye gifted my mind with this and like a fervored mad woman I had to begin drawing🏃‍♀️)

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Ceaseless watcher spill the tea

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

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My silly fic idea is a silly comedy au where Jon is Elias's PA and Martin is Peter's PA and they both get dragged into their bosses relationship drama.

Except Martin is called exclusivaly for divorces. He helps handle the legal issues, delivers the pappers, is called by both sides as a testimony. And he just gets put in ludicrous situations over it. He just hopes they stay married for once so he can have some modicum of piece. Specially because Peter pays well and he really needs the money.

Jon is called exclusivaly for marriages. He has to help arrange the whole thing, is forced to attemd, help with the proposal, hell Elias keeps asking him to be more and more roles from the obe legal testimony to his best man to one of the little girls in dresses throwing flowers. Jon HATES it. And he wants them to just stay the fuck divorced for ONCE. He can't quit because he belives that he needs Elias letter of recomendation to get his research project picked and get a research grand and schoolarship for a masters degree.

So since they deal with oposite things they do not know each other. And Martin keeps trying elaborate plans to get Elias and Peter to mantain their relationship but they are all countered by Jon's elaborate plans to make sure they divorce once and for all.

This is until they meet via a forum people go to complain about their bosses and realize it has to be the same people because no other couple would be that insane. And so TeaHolding goes from enemies to allies to friends to lovers while trying to somehow stop Elias and Peter. At the end they find a way to quit because this is a escapist world where people get good jobs.

Ps: if someone does want to do write something with it please please do.

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Honestly still not over A Guest For Mister Spider.

So we have Jon. Funky little guy. He’s paranoid and in denial and suspecting his coworkers of murder, but like. In a quirky way. Go little dude go. So the end of season two rolls around, and I’m kinda bummed out about the whole “framed for murder” thing, so I jump right into season three, expecting the plot (and Jon) to go on its merry way. So I, the picture of naïveté, turn on MAG81.

And then Jon goes “The woman who raised me was never able to truly love me because I was a constant reminder that her son was dead, and also never cared to monitor my reading, or what I was doing at all, which led to me being severely traumatised. Also I was bullied by an eighteen-year-old at age eight, and either my grandmother didn’t care, or I never bothered to tell because I knew I couldn’t rely on her. And then that same teenager was eaten by a huge fucking spider, unwillingly saving me from the same fate, and I’ve blamed myself for it ever since. Also I definitely have severe undiagnosed ADHD. Anyway I’m wanted by the police, byeee>3”.

And I’m just. Supposed to listen on. With the knowledge that my Projection Pillow Number One has felt like he shouldn’t be alive since he was eight. What the fuck Jonny. Genuinely. What the fuck.