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god she is always serving cunt.

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise

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oh and another thing! what was the point of having Loki develop friendships so that way he could "have a meaningful relationship for the first time in his life" when Thor was RIGHT THERE the whole time???

The movie saga:

The series, for some reason:

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April.

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let me do a little recap to explain why this post in particular is so fascinating for me. 1. both Sai and Morals do readings of her awful totally not incestuous OCs stories. they both call out the incestuous undertones and futhermore, how badly written they are. 2. Morals goes to have a life once again. Sai keeps laughing at LO as a response. 3. the "LO, we totally need your opinion about this topic related to incest because somehow you're the one to ask about incest now" trend on her blog started again.

4. LO thinks simultaneisly thinks she defends herself by saying "no, my real incestuous OCs are these other characters!"

5. at the same time, LO really wants to pretend that this much incest on her blog is not a red flag the size of a stadium.

6. while also sending herself fake anon Courtneys to make herself the victim.

6. now this post, where she wishes the only person to never speak about her again is Courtney. the sibling that she sexually abused as kids. the sibling that LO has even fantasized about asking forgiveness to her for the crime of setting up a lock on his room to keep her away. the sibling who, btw, has been posting less about LO lately than LO has done. i'm not saying any of these things have to be connected or have to do anything with each other. i'm just saying that i personally find this fascinating as a sequence of events. LO, since you're such a huge fan of telling people this piece of advice, let me return the favor to you: go to therapy. real therapy . i don't know what any of this is, but it's not healthy.

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happy april 30th!

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This was canonically the moment Tails became a Sonadow shipper

Shadow then ran away into the forest

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they're so cute I love them

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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nobody wants to work anymore

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I hope tiffany gets gunched so her and old man chucky can have crazy ghost sex

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

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Evenly Matched Adversaries

(Plot Twist:

Nashi is lying his ass off. They aren’t actually medicated. They’re just too traumatized to act out)

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Except Lily outright lied about so many things in the Steven Universe movie. And mischaracterizes things in the show. And can't understand metaphors. 😂

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It makes me happy when they listen

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BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) dir. Ronny Yu