shadowblade778

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Unfortunately, 5 cents isn't even enough to afford a moth flying out of your wallet.

Let alone a button.

And god forbid a piece of lint.

Back in the day it would get you a whole flat in Kent.

This is truly life in Biden's America.

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The guy who invented bread was a fucking visionary.

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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No, don't make me think about and face my trauma. I didn't bring it up because I want to better myself, I brought it up because it's funny.

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People always be like "I'm having a moment" and not "I'm living in the momwnt and I think that says a lot.

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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

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little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room

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I've got that kicked puppy rizz

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It's sad to think that, following the trend seen in the previous 2 titles, Risk of Rain 3 will be a four-dimensional game, and as such largely inaccessible to the series' existing audience.

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Why do I keep having to fucking log into things

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im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

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About to march into the store and demand what is rightfully mine (Pick up my click and collect order)

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You can't even kill people anymore... Because of woke...

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me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

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