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Forced to say "grinding"
Born to say "up up up the ziggurat lickety split!"
Forced to say "be right back"
Born to say "Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas"
Forced to say "stop yapping"
Born to say "STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!"
forced to say "I was very lucky to meet you all"
Born to say "I've come to regard you as....people I've met."
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well i mean its literally how it is in canon so
spamton x tenna art looks like this to me
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people will go "there is some good and bad about ai art" and then proceed to exclusively promote it and call any argument against it 'reactionary'
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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.
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Inadvisable video game premise #137: JRPG where your character's statistics are determined by your computer's performance data. Your available inventory space is based on what percentage of your primary hard drive is free. You get attack buffs and defence debuffs based on your current GPU temperature.
#would be funny to see people spoof the stats#i reckon thatd be possible to do#hello yes i have 100% free disk space and a gpu temp of -273.15 degrees can i have max stats please
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the bbc doesn't want you to know that the first doctor and steven taylor fucked nasty
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drawing cool stuff in wplace but i cant tell anyone without doxxing myself 😔
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#doctor who#wild blue yonder#i love tagging stuff like this on posts that seem unrelated if you havent watched the thing its funny to me
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The thing about aggressive age-verification procedures is that they're a sign of a low-trust society. It's the sign of a society that expects people to be lying a lot. That's not a good thing for a society to be, even absent other factors.
I've spent the past few months living in Austria, and one of the things that has really impressed me about this country is how much it... trusts me. Transit works via the honour system. Nobody tries to card me when I buy beer. When I explained my usual prescription to my doctor here, she didn't try to persuade me I wanted something else instead. You can buy a vibrator from a vending machine.
And it all just works. The transit system is well-funded, the ERs are not full of dead drunk teens (it's hard to do too much damage to yourself with the weak-ass beer here, especially if comparatively few people drive), and nobody seems particularly fussed about it. This is the safest, cleanest, and happiest city I've ever seen. I live in what is broadly considered to be the worst part of town, and it's miles more pleasant than the nice parts of some North American cities I've lived in.
Nothing destroys trust more than enforcement. And if you have enough trust, you don't need enforcement. Isn't that better?
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny
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breaking bad if it took place while walt had his eyes closed
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breaking bad if it took place while walt had his eyes closed
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