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「げきとつ」 "COMBAT"

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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH

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Brutus, the Oni detective that shapeshifts.

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if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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Set off my whole body

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welcome to the wiktionary list of old english surnames we got

● sound of shooting a boba pearl through a straw

● bird noises

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● audio of a flogging

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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