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shrimp is okay but like…lobster. with a monster.

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STOP EATING SHRIMPS WITH THE WIMPS AND COME EAT LOBSTER WITH A MONSTER

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10/5 is maid day in Japan, I think this is a good send-off post to May. I look forward to June, I wanna draw them in summer wear or bunny outfits next^^

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HOOOLYYYY (insert machine dialup noises here)

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so. me and burning spice attempted to make meatballs, gravy, mashed potatoes, and peas for dinner tonight. Lovely meal. It went well. But when i tell you i fought TOOTH AND CLAW making this dish. istg i am serious.

Okay so meatballs went first. Easiest thing. Went into the air fryer and were done before i knew it. Great. Mashed potatoes were a bit more complicated. Put the base mix (milk, water, butter) into the pot and waited for it to boil, then stirred it. Added in the potatoes once it started boiling and stirred it, letting it cook. It tasted horrid. I remembered that seasoning existed, so we added garlic powder salt and union powder. That fixed it.

(burning spice made me eat a spoonful of the unseasoned batch and im so glad he made me taste it)

THE GRAVY. The gravy is why i made this post. The gravy was supposed to be simple. Add diced onions and gravy mix (gravy powder and water) to pan and stir. But no this step was difficult and painful. THIS is what i fought with. I added the oil first and let it heat up then added the diced onion. I started stirring but ofc the hot oil started popping and burning me when i got too close. I turned the heat down a bit and mixed the gravy. This is where the trouble started. I added two and a half tablespoons of gravy powder and eyeballed the water. I put it in the pan and watched it immediately burn, then started frantically stirring it. It turned into a gelatinous goop so i put it in a bowl. This will be important later.

(burning spice notes that he started shouting “go gay boy go” at me around this time.)

So of course i restarted. This time adding a more precise amount of water and actually stirring the mix before i added it to the pan. Then i stirred it. It actually turned out great this time! I didn’t get any pictures but the plating was a mess lol. The peas I’m not going into depth about because i just microwaved them lol

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Hi folks! I've been chatting with a Palestinian, Sami, and their family desperately needs help right now. Any donation, no matter how small, really helps!

My four-month-old daughter, Judy, was born into this "cruel war that has been killing innocent people for two years and is still ongoing." Since her birth, she has only felt fear and hunger, deprived of her most basic rights. She needs food and safety. Therefore, I appeal to you from the bottom of my heart to support her and extend a helping hand to save her. Your donation today could make a difference in saving her from certain death. Donate here. I know the world is full of stories, but Judy and all the children of Gaza are a sad, never-ending story.

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if ur ever sad and in pain js eat pasta trust me. Any kind. Spaghetti is the classic but really any pasta will do. carbs are angels sent from heaven trust me

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welp. guess im aroace \(^_^)/

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I write to you from the heart of devastated Gaza, where nothing remains but pain and the faint echo of hope. We are enduring moments so cruel they defy description—surrounded by the rubble of our homes, the roar of bombardment, and a fear that never leaves our hearts.

I plead with you from the depths of my broken soul: do not abandon me in this ordeal. All I want is to protect my children and my wife, to lead them out of this hell into a safe place that embraces them.

Your donation is not merely assistance—it is the only hope I cling to in this darkness.

Please, do not turn away from my plea.

@milanesa-enthusiast @punch-a-bunch @florals-cardigan @sahara-silver @sar-soor

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OH.

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THE PAIN WEEK. It’s time for pain week!!!! If we make concerning blog posts its because of pain week. Tylenol will fix us.

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I notice you’re a regressor. How does this function for you, exactly? I’m curious to learn more about it in other people, as currently I only have my host to use as reference.

[ @peri-log ]

i genuinely have no idea how it works! im new to the system. i just start feeling littler in a way..??? I guess? Like my hold on reality is slipping, and i just can’t take the stress of being big anymore. A grand majority of my recent regression experience have been negative (sadly) but yesterday was pretty cool since i watched some bluey (fun kids show we all like) and ate some fruit! Our regression used to be mostly voluntary apparently, but recently we’ve been involuntarily regressing as well which is concerning.

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can u doooo a smilk age regression moodboard with cinnamoroll? ;w;

✦⠀˖ little!shadow milk cookie and cinnamoroll moodboard ! 𓂃

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my new, second trollsona 🫵

more than one because i'm greedy ☝️

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im small now .

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shadow milk cookie dog regression board bc im absolutely obsessed with him and he’s so cool shdjdjdkdnsnsn

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shadow milk cookie dog regression board bc im absolutely obsessed with him and he’s so cool shdjdjdkdnsnsn