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Incorrect Genshin Quotes.

Y/N: I'm totally into dark humour.

Kaeya/Venti: *Turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?

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Kidnapper: We have your daughter.

Jean: I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Jean: Oh my god, you have Klee.

Kidnapper: I’m going to become a Knight.

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Zhongli: Y/n and I don't have pet names for each other.

Childe: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Zhongli: Honey?

Y/N, from the other room: Yes dear?

Childe: Don't lie to my face again.

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Childe: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Childe: [throws brick through window]

Childe: Okay, let’s go!

Y/N:

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Y/N: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Diluc: *genuinely smiles*

Y/N, breathlessly: Oh my god...

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Y/N: Fuck you.

Lisa: Wouldn't you like to.

Y/N: what?

Lisa: what?

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Zhongli: Why are your tongues purple?

Childe: We had slushies.

Y/N: I had a blue one.

Childe: I had a red one.

Zhongli:

Zhongli: Oh.

Zhongli: OH.

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Jean: How are you feeling?

Diluc: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.

Kaeya, walks in: Hey guys!

Diluc: It’s back.

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Baizhu: If Klee jumped off a cliff, would you -

Qiqi: Yes.

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Kaeya: I’M TOO HOT!

Kaeya: *points at Diluc*

Diluc:

Kaeya:

Diluc: *sighs*

Diluc: Hot damn.

Kaeya: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!

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Venti: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Y/N: We’re married.

Venti: Still.

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Yup. JeanMarco. One of my OTP. I will post the HD version on my We❤It, link in bio!

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“No matter what the size, cats are cats.“

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Sully: You're alive

Sam: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Nate: Silbling relationships are strange

Nate: Like, I'd give Sam my kidney but he ain't borrowing my charger.

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Headcanons for Ibuki and Mikan who were dating!!

Requested by anon

By Mod Kotoko

As I said I haven’t really done these before and i’m a little nervous about posting this in case they’re super bad but hope these are okay Ibuki!!❤️ 

Headcanons are under the cut!

Whenever Mikan felt nervous, anxious or lonely Ibuki would play her music even if Mikan wasn’t particularly a fan of how loud it was she would appreciate the sentiment and it would soothe her and make her feel better.

And whenever Ibuki did silly things such as climb trees, which she’d inevitably fall out of, Mikan would always be by her side ready with a first aid kit to treat even the tiniest or wounds.

Ibuki would often hold concerts and such, whether that’d be at school or elsewhere, no matter what Mikan would be at the very front of the crowd to cheer her on. Ibuki would always love the fact that Mikan would be there no matter what even if it caused her to be a little flustered by mikan’s bright smile and cheering right before she performed.

Ibuki would always take Mikan out on super fun high energy dates, Mikan of course, wasn’t super used to these but tried her best to keep up with her girlfriend’s energy to make Ibuki happy.

When Mikan chose the dates she would lean towards more soft and calm dates, just being with her girlfriend Ibuki was enough for her, the dates were usually things like nice romantic dinners or sitting at home together watching a movie.

Sometimes Ibuki, being the mischievous loving girl she is, would sometimes deliberately take trips to the nurse just to see Mikan, Mikan loved that Ibuki was so keen to spend time with her but it annoyed her slightly as she had to be focused on actual patients.

Unless of course Ibuki was actually hurt, if Ibuki was hurt Mikan would become completely scatterbrained and forget about all the other patients apart from her girlfriend.

Mikan and Ibuki would find themselves holding hands extremely often, Ibuki was always very physically loving to Mikan and she loved hugging, kissing and holding hands with Mikan. Mikan wasn’t too used to someone wanting to be so close to her like Ibuki was but surprisingly once she got used to this she also enjoyed all these things just as much.

Ibuki was also extremely helpful with comforting Mikan and really improved her self-esteem, encouraging her to be a lot more confident in herself.

In return for helping her with all this, Mikan promised to always love her and be by Ibuki’s side. 

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Ibuki: today Ibuki accidentally pushed Mikan...

Ibuki: and I couldn't decide between saying "are you okay?" or "I'm sorry"

Ibuki: so I panicked and yelled "are you sorry"

Ibuki: Mikan hasn't stopped crying and Hiyoko is still making fun of me

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Greetings gays

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This is the Slurpee collection thus far. I’ll be making more tomorrow, but in the meantime I’d love it you guys would reblog this and tag any microlabels/ subcultures within the Queer community that you personally identify with. Also it’d be super extra cool if you included your flags with it so I can use them as reference 

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Pride Plaid Buttons are here!

Get your own fabulous pride plaid buttons in my etsy shop! All hand made by me! (and help support me as I’ll soon be out of work for several weeks)

Shop link: (x)

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Purple squad unite! 💜💜💜

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Love Is Love ➤ HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 

↳ “And out of all the people in the world, I’m lucky enough to be in love with you”

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xx

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Pink Goth

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💜 check out cryptozoological for cute outfits and makeup 💜