shadyllamaqueen

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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[based on this legendary post]

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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

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i will take a hammer and fix the canon

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top tier simpsons bit tbh

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are you in the right headspace right now to receive my big gay dance

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i had a strangely touching dream where my mind was parasitized by this frankly scary/gross looking weird immobile alien worm thing, but it meant me no harm and only wanted to get to experience life through me

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was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

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Incredible things happening on my timeline

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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next time you make a post can it be about me instead?

okay sure :3

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can you believe that asshole

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forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

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