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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

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Pero buatefack

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I like it when the radio demon is bratty 🙂‍↕️

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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Perfect fit

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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everyone get aromantic with it now

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse