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i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
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there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
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horror movie synopsis
white family moves into house
the house got some shit in it
family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
turns out that shit is some ultrashit
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cancel off all your christmas present orders because i found the present you need to buy everyone in your family this year
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