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Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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well it is what it is. shrimps is cesium laced bugs, etc

(also the line's meant to be radioactive shrimp FROM walmart but i oopsied it)

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A drone captures an elephant herd sleeping while migrating across China. - Author: kooneecheewah on Reddit

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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Abbe Mandega

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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

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Perks of remote work

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week