shakesport
shakesport
Billy Shakesport
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Sports commentary from a thespian.
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shakesport · 8 years ago
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L.A. = Lose Anywhere?
You would think that a city with two football teams would have at least one good one. You'd be wrong, though.
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Pittsburg fans booing the ref for calling out a blatantly nasty QB hit. You are what's wrong with football. #nfl
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Nice to see the refs trying to get The Browns a win by ignoring a blatant face mask penalty.
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Announcers: “There’s a sound like a horn on the field.”  
Anyone who’s ever used a live mic: “IT’S FEEDBACK, YOU IDIOTS!”
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Shula calls plays: Panthers are clumsy and flounder.  Cam calls plays: Panthers are efficient and score.  FIRE SHULA!
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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NFL Announcers
Don’t understand that football is a team sport.  “Starting Anderson is the reason Seattle scored.” No.  Anderson’s throw was fine. A bobbled catch is the reason.  Be smarter.    
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Uhhh... what?
All Carolina Panthers fans watching the first drive against Seattle.
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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These Teams...
Need to learn that the neighborhood football lateral-until-you-score-or-fall never works and just makes them look dumb. Even if they DID score, it should earn an excessive stupidity penalty.
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Anyone else...
... think Carson Wentz in his helmet looks like he just drank a big glass of carrot juice - OH WAIT THATS A MUSTACHE!
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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NFL Can’t Catch
The catch rulings are complete bullshit. Further proof that neither the refs nor Gooddell have any idea how football works. Also, I love how there is different penalty yardage assigned for the same call. Are the substitute refs back in?
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Who let Carey Elwes coach the Redskins?
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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Why is Will Ferrell playing quarterback for the Steelers?
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shakesport · 9 years ago
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"The receiver had not established possession, filed a proper, notarized declaration of the intent to run, submitted that declaration in triplicate to each ref, received a certificate of running ability, and then become a runner. Incomplete pass." Hands on ball, pull it in. That's how you catch a football. Maybe the refs or Goodell need to go back and play catch again.
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